“Miss Martha,” called Primmie, in tremulous excitement. “Miss Martha,
Zach he's come and he says the seance is just a-goin' to begin and Cap'n
Jeth says to hurry right straight over. Zach says the old man is as
tittered up and nervous as ever he see him and 'twon't do to keep him
waitin' a minute. My savin' soul, no! Zach says for all hands to heave
right straight ahead and come.”
CHAPTER XX
In the melodramas, the sort which most people laugh at as
“old-fashioned” and enjoy thoroughly, there is usually a scene in
which the hero, or the heroine, or both, are about to be drowned in
the sinking ship or roasted in the loft of the burning building, or
butchered by the attacking savages, or executed by the villain and his
agents. The audience enjoys some delightful thrills while watching
this situation--whichever it may be--develop, but is spared any acute
anxiety, knowing from experience that just at the last moment the
rescuing boat, or the heroic firemen, or the troops, or a reprieve from
the Governor, will arrive and save the leading man or woman and the play
from a premature end and for another act.
It does not happen as often in real life, at least one cannot count
upon it with the certainty of the theater. But when Miss Primrose Cash
knocked upon the door of the Phipps' sitting room and delivered her
call to the seance, she was as opportune and nick-of-timey as was ever
a dramatic Governor's messenger. Certainly that summons of hers was to
Galusha Bangs a reprieve which saved him from instant destruction.
Cousin Gussie, who had been on the point of repeating his demand to know
if his relative was ill, turned instead to look toward the door. Martha,
whose gaze had been fixed upon her lodger with an intentness which
indicated at least the dawning of a suspicion, turned to look in
the same direction. Galusha, left poised upon the very apex of the
explosion, awaited the moment when the fragments, of which he was one,
should begin to fall.
But they did not fall--then. Primmie gave them no opportunity to do so.
“Miss Martha,” she cried, “Miss Martha, do you hear me? Zach--he says--”
Her mistress answered. “Yes, yes, Primmie,” she said, “I hear you.”
Then, turning again toward the banker and his relative, she said, “Mr.
Cabot, I--did I understand you to say--?”
“Miss Martha!” The voice outside the door was more insistent than ever.
“Miss Martha, Zach he says we've all hands got to come right straight
off, 'cause if we don't there'll be hell to pay.... My savin' soul, I
never meant to say that, Miss Martha! Zach, he said it, but _I_ never
meant to. I--I--Oh, my Lord of Isrul! I--I--oh, Miss Martha!”
Further wails of the frightened and repentant one were lost in an
ecstatic shout of laughter from Mr. Cabot. Martha slowly shook her head.
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