“But--but, I mean--Dear me, dear me!” Mr. Bangs was fumbling in the
inside pocket of his coat. “If I--Would you mind holding this for me?”
he begged. “I have a photograph here and--Oh, thank you very much.”
He handed Pulcifer a small pocket electric lamp. Raish held it and into
its inch of light Mr. Bangs thrust a handful of cards and papers taken
from a big and worn pocketbook. One of the handful was a postcard with a
photograph upon its back. It was a photograph of a pretty, old-fashioned
colonial house with a wide porch covered with climbing roses. Beneath
was written: “This is our cottage. Don't you think it attractive?”
“Mrs. Hall sent me that--ah--last June--I think it was in June,”
explained Mr. Bangs, hurriedly. “But you SEE,” he added, waving
an agitated hand toward the gray-shingled dwelling beneath the
silver-leafs, “that CAN'T be the house, not if”--with a wave of the
photograph in the other hand--“if THIS is.”
Mr. Pulcifer took the postcard and stared at it. His brows drew together
in a frown.
“Say,” he said, turning toward his passenger, “is this the house you've
been tryin' to find? This is a picture of the old Parker place over to
Wellmouth Centre. I thought you told me you wanted to be took to Joshua
Hall's house in East Wellmouth.”
“Joshua? Oh, no, I'm sure I never could have said Joshua. That isn't his
name.”
“Then when I said 'Josh Hall' why didn't you say so?”
“Oh, good gracious! Did you say 'Josh?' Oh, dear, that explains it; I
thought you said 'George.' My friend's name is George Hall. He is an
entomologist at the New York Museum of Natural History. I--”
“Say,” broke in Raish, again, “is he a tall, bald-headed man with
whiskers; red whiskers?”
“Yes--yes, he is.”
“Humph! Goes gallopin' round the fields chasin' bugs and grasshoppers
like a young one?”
“Why--why, entomology is his profession, so naturally he--”
“Humph! So THAT'S the feller! Tut, tut, tut! Well, if you'd only said
you meant him 'twould have been all right. I forgot there was a Hall
livin' in the Parker place. If you'd said you meant 'Old Bughouse' I'd
have understood.”
“Bughouse?”
“Oh, that's what the Wellmouth post-office gang call him. Kind of a joke
'tis. And say, this is kind of a joke, too, my luggin' you 'way over
here, ain't it, eh? Haw, haw!”
Mr. Bangs' attempt at a laugh was feeble.
“But what shall I do now?” he asked, anxiously.
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