French fiction -- Translations into English; Garrick, David, 1717-1779 -- Fiction
It was averred that, like the majority of his countrymen, he must have
kissed the famous Blarney stone which communicates to the lips which
have pressed it the gift of suave falsehood. But the persons who spoke
in that way were his enemies. And who has not an enemy? Mr. O'Flannigan
possessed his share of those troublesome individuals, although he had
obliged at least three of them to bite the dust.
"What! Three men stretched upon the ground? Three men killed by you
single-handed?"
"All of that, miss!"
His brow clouded at the recollection; he declined to enlarge upon the
subject; whereupon, since no one wished to wound his feelings by
insisting upon details, he would recount the entire dreadful tale even
unto the bitter end. One was an Italian, of the princely house of
Castellamare; he understood the secret thrust, you know,--the famous
secret thrust! Poor man! His death had served no great purpose. To-day
the violets bloom upon his grave. Another was a German baron,--a boor
who, in passing Mr. O'Flannigan, had knocked over his glass of milk with
the tip of his sword and had not known enough to beg his pardon,--a man
so tall and stout that he could not have passed through yonder door; yet
this Colossus had fallen before little O'Flannigan!
[Illustration]
"But why renew these cruel memories? It is a frightful thing for a
sensible, philosophic man thus to give the _coup de grâce_ to a
fellow-man! Now, then, Miss Woodville, if you please. One--two--we are
in the key of _fa_."
One day Mrs. Marsham found O'Flannigan in the midst of explaining to his
pupil the principles of his favorite art. With her left hand upon her
hip, her body proudly curved, her cheeks aglow, and her eyes dancing
with pleasure, Esther attacked and parried imaginary thrusts, while she
poked with a long cane the bony old body of O'Flannigan, who applauded
rapturously, though he rubbed his sides.
"Are you mad, monsieur?" she cried. "Giving fencing lessons to my
niece!"
"Madame, I am the humblest of your servants!"
O'Flannigan performed the sword salute with the cane he held in his
hand, and attempted to deposit a kiss upon the mitten of the Quakeress,
who found herself quite disarmed in spite of herself by such a display
of courtesy and high breeding.
"Come, come, Monsieur O'Flannigan," she breathed; "suppose you return to
your music."
"At your command, madame.--Now, then, mademoiselle; one--two--three. We
are in the key of _sol_!"
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