Garside's Career: A Comedy in Four ActsBrighouse, Harold
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Garside's Career: A Comedy in Four Acts
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century
Glad, (_rising, exasperated_). Mr. Garside, will you go?
Peter (_shaking his head_). You haven't told me what I want to know.
Glad. What is it? I'll tell you anything if you'll only go-go.
Peter (_calmly_). Did I read the meaning in your eyes aright? (_A slight
pause._) Did I?
Glad, (_nervously glancing towards window_). I don't know what you mean.
Peter. You do know. You won't tell me.
Glad. I can't.
Peter (_sitting centre_). Then I'll stay here till you do.
Glad. And hold me responsible if your ragamuffins wreck the house.
Peter. You've only to speak, and I'll see they don't come near.
[_A moment's silence, then Freddie enters briskly._
Fred. I say, Mr. Garside, I'm afraid we must turn you out.
Peter (_still sitting_). Oh, how's that?
Fred. Your friend went off in no end of a rage. Said he'd bring your
meeting here. Mohammed and the Mountain, don't you know? I really think
you'd better go. We don't want to read the Riot Act.
[_Gladys is at the window, peeping through blind._
Peter. The matter's out of my hands, Mr. Mottram.
Fred. Why? Surely you can head them off.
Peter. Easily.
Fred. (_irritated_). Well, I wish you'd go and do it.
Glad, (_at window_). They're there. There's a crowd coming round the
corner now.
Fred. You'll have to look lively. Come on, man. (_Trying to make him
move._)
Peter (_to Gladys, who is standing left_). Well, Miss Mottram?
Fred, (_impatiently_). Oh, never mind her. Get along sharp. (_He opens
door._)
Peter. I'm ready when Miss Mottram gives the word. I shall know what she
means if she says "Yes."
Glad. I can't.
Peter (_sitting in chair_). Then I stay here.
[_Shouts below are heard: "Garside!" "We want Garside!" "Where's that
silver-tongue?"_
Fred. Look here, this is getting beyond a joke.
Peter. I'm only waiting for the word of command.
Fred. Gladys, for God's sake say what he wants!
Glad. No.
[_Shouts more fiercely._
Fred, (_helplessly irritable_). Where the devil are the police?
[_Lady Mottram rushes in hysterically._
Lady M. Mr. Garside, save us. Speak to them before they get violent.
Peter (_coolly_). They're doing the speaking. (_Lady M. cries out
inarticulately._) I'm waiting for Miss Mottram.
Lady M. For Gladys? (_Top pane of the window is broken by a stone which
falls between blind and window. Almost shrieking._) What's that?
Peter. The voice of the people.
Fred. They've a nasty way of talking. This looks serious. (_Crosses,
picks up and quickly pockets the stone, which is a large one._)
Lady M. Is it a big one?
Fred. (_nonchalantly_). Size of a piece of wood.
Glad. Very well, then. Yes.
Peter (_rising briskly_). That's what I wanted. (_Crosses as if to open
door, comes round to window, runs blind up, and steps out to balcony._)
Glad, (_as he is at window_). I didn't mean it.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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