Garside's Career: A Comedy in Four ActsBrighouse, Harold
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Garside's Career: A Comedy in Four Acts
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century
Mrs. G. (_with fine scorn_). Peter doesn't waste his words on
Parliament. He goes direct to the people--addressing meetings up and
down the country. (_Glowing with pride._) They fight to get him. Pity is
he can't split himself in bits and be in six places at once. Two guineas
a speech he gets--and expenses,--more sometimes. That's what they think
of him, Miss Mottram. That's my son. (_Pointing to a heading in the
hook._) Silver-tongued Garside. That's what they call him.
Glad. Yes, I see. (_She turns a page._)
Mrs. G. (_looking, bending round Gladys_). Oh, no, not that. I oughtn't
to have pasted that in. It's an attack on him in one of our own papers.
They call him something he didn't like.
Glad, (_reading_). Platitudinous Peter.
Mrs. G. It's all their spite.
Glad. I suppose all politicians make enemies.
Mrs. G. Oh, he's not afraid of his real enemies. The capitalists can
call him what they like. They do, too, and the more the better, Peter
says. But that's different. Mean things, attacking their own side.
Glad, (_absently_). Yes. (_Putting book down._) And this is where he
prepares his speeches. (_Crossing to table._)
Mrs. G. (_rising with book and crossing, replacing it on table_). Yes.
Those are his books.
[_Gladys looks at titles._
Glad. Why, this row's all dictionaries.
Mrs. G. Peter says people like long words. He writes his article at that
desk. Peter's printed in the paper every week.
Glad. He's kept busy.
Mrs. G. And he keeps me busy looking after him.
Glad, (_sitting in the revolving chair and facing Mrs. Garside, standing
centre_). Have you no help?
Mrs. G. Me? Nay. I couldn't abide the thought of a strange woman doing
_'_owt for Peter. I've cared for him all his life, and I'll go on caring
for him until he's put another woman in my place. Peter's wife won't be
of my class. It'll be my duty then to keep myself out of her sight, and
a hard job I'll find it, too, but I was never one to shirk.
Glad. Didn't I hear something about a girl in Midland-ton, who----
Mrs. G. (_with conviction_). Don't you believe it, miss. She wasn't fit
to clean his boots.
Glad. And of course he's all London to choose from now.
Mrs. G. London! He'll never wed a Londoner.
Glad. No?
Mrs. G. He's in love with a Midlandton young lady. Calls her his
inspiration and I don't know what. But I tell you this, miss, I don't
care who, she is, she'll be doing well for herself when she marries my
Peter.
Glad. You think she will marry him, then?
Mrs. G. I'd like to see the woman who'd refuse him when he asks her.
[_Re-enter, left, Fred, and Peter. Fred, addressing Peter._
Fred. Yes. I'll come back. I say, Garside, before I go, congratters, and
all that sort of thing, you know.
Peter (_the pair have emerged very friendly_). Congratulations?
Fred. (_sweeping his hat round_). On all this.
Peter (_still puzzled_). This?
Fred. This jolly little place, and so on.
Peter. Oh, that's nothing. Part of the game, my boy.
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