Garside's Career: A Comedy in Four ActsBrighouse, Harold
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Garside's Career: A Comedy in Four Acts
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century
Ned. You told the Whip on the telephone you were ill--too ill to turn
out. We were there when he rang you up. We eome here, and we find you
well.
Peter. I _am_ indisposed.
Jones. Indisposed!
Peter. I meant to go. I started out to go only I became ill on the way.
Jones. You told us when you shook hands you'd never been better.
Peter. Oh, I dare say. The usual figure of speech. I _am_ recovering.
Jones. No. You spoke the truth then. You're lying now.
Peter. Lying! This is too much. (_Rising._)
Jones (_rising_). You'll like it less before we've finished. We're not
in London losing a day's wages for our health. We've been called up to
decide what's to be done with you.
Peter (_angrily_). You'll decide what's to be done with me. You!
Jones (_firmly_). We have decided.
Ned (_still sitting_). They've been showing us your record at the Whip's
office. You ignore them. You go to the House when you think you will.
You refuse to submit to discipline.
Peter. I serve the cause in my own way. (_He is consciously on his
defence now._) It's a better way than listening to dry-as-dust debates
and tramping endless miles through the division lobbies. I'm getting
at the people. I'm carrying the fiery sword of revolutionary Socialism
through the length and breadth of the land. I'm the harbinger of the new
age. Wherever I go I leave behind me an awakened people, stirred from
their lethargy and indolent acceptance of things as they are, fired with
new hopes of the coming dispensation, eager to throw off the yoke and
strike their blow for freedom, justice, and the social revolution.
That's my work, comrades, not wasting my energy, my gift of oratory on
the canting hypocrites at Westminster, but keeping them fresh for
the honest man outside. I'm going to quarter England, town by town,
until----
Ned (_rising, and putting his hand on Peter's arm, shaking his head_).
It won't do, Garsidc.
Jones. You needn't wag that silver tongue at us. You're found out.
Peter. Found out! You can't find out a man you're incapable of
understanding. You can't drive genius with a bearing rein. I'm a man of
genius, and you're angry because I can't be a cog in the parliamentary
machine.
Ned (_quietly_). Whatever you are, you're paid to be a cog.
Peter. If I'm to do my great work for the cause I must live somehow. The
labourer is worthy of his hire.
Jones. You're hired twice over. You get lecture fees when you ought to
be in the House. You make local secretaries compete for your lectures to
force your price up. You've got swelled head till you think you can do
as you like.
Peter. I won't be dictated to by you.
Ned. And yet we're your masters, you know.
Peter. It's my nature to be a free lance. Routine would kill me. I've to
work for the cause in my own way.
Ned. We don't want free lances. We want workers. If you want to speak to
the people aren't your week-ends and vacations good enough?
Peter. A hundred days to every week are not enough.
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