Garside's Career: A Comedy in Four ActsBrighouse, Harold
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Garside's Career: A Comedy in Four Acts
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century
Mrs. G. Do you think I don't know it?
Peter (_his demeanour unfeignedly modest_). Comrades, Mr. Applegarth,
it's nothing. I tried my best, but if I hadn't been so lucky in my
papers----
Jones (_interrupting_). You've passed. The others were lucky, lucky in
being men of leisure, sons of wealthy parents with nothing to do but
study. Don't talk about your luck--(_bitterly_)--the luck of a wage
slave. It's like winning a foot race with your ankles chained together.
O'Cal. It's the mighty brain of him that made him win.
Peter. Comrades, don't give me praise. It wasn't I. Something not myself
got hold of me and urged me on. Injustice! Tyranny! The consciousness of
class. The knowledge that in the eyes of my well-to-do competitors I was
an inferior animal. My hands are rough with toil, the toil they batten
on, and so they mocked at me for daring to compete with them--a man with
a trade. They know now what a working man can do with his brain. They
laughed on the wrong side of their fat faces, when the list came out
to-night.
O'Cal. Bravo!
Jones (_sceptically_). Are they all such cads? I thought there were
Socialists among them.
Peter. Middle-class, kid-glove Socialists, Fabians.
Ned (_dryly_). You're a fine talker, lad.
O'Cal. (_to Ned_). And a brave doer, Mr. Applegarth.
Ned. Well, well, a good start's half the battle, and I'm not denying
that a ready tongue's a useful gift.
Mar. It's a dangerous one, Mr. Applegarth.
Jones. Aye, when it's by itself. Not when it's backed up by a knowledge
of the principles of Karl Marx and used to expose fearlessly the gross
fallacies of the capitalist professors of economics.
Ned (_impatiently_). Let's get to business. (_Jones is resentful._) Mrs.
Garside's making supper, and we don't want to keep her waiting.
Mrs. G. That's all one. Food _'_ull be nobbut a fraud. We're too excited
to eat this night. Sit you down.
Ned. Thank you, Mrs. Garside.
[_Mrs. Garside puts Ned in chair, centre. Peter and Margaret bring the
chairs right down stage, putting one right, near table, the other left,
Jones sits right. O'Callagan at table left, Peter on chair he brings
left of O'Callagan, and Mrs. Garside presently takes rocking-chair.
Margaret stands l.c. well away from the rest, as if trying to efface
herself, after going off left and returning without her hat in a
moment._
(_Sitting._) Peter, I've said it before, and I say it again. You've made
a good start, lad.
Peter. Thank you, Mr. Applegarth.
Ned. A good start. And now, what comes next?
Peter (_going left, and meeting Margaret as she reenters_). Next? This
next, Mr. Applegarth. (_Taking her hand._)
Ned (_nodding_). So. I mind I'd heard. Well, marriage is a proper state.
(_Jones shows signs of irritation._) And you're a lucky chap to have
Miss Shawcross for a bride. I don't say anything against marriage.
Jones (_hotly_). Well, I do. Now and always. In a free state
marriage----
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