Harness racing -- Fiction; Horse racing -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
The Professor passed his hand lightly over his face, touching it in
three places. He always did this when his attention was required,
and many people thought he was crossing himself, and unjustly
suspected him of ritualistic tendencies.
"Yes, my dear?" he inquired. "Nothing unpleasant, I hope?" Turning
to the glass he looked apprehensively at his sister's reflection, and
was discomfited when she caught him.
"Quite the reverse," she said. "It's this: I'm going to buy and race
some Trotting horses!"
And now, thought she, for a homily on sport and the evils of the
turf! But she was disappointed.
"Why specify the horse with a superfluous adjective?" he inquired.
"All horses trot, don't they? It is their natural pace--or one of
them. Try to be accurate, my dear girl."
Gay laughed pityingly.
"Trotting horses are a distinct breed, old boy," she said, "and they
trot against each other for prizes; _trot_, you understand, or
pace--there are square-gaited horses--those that trot like a
cab-horse, only faster, you know--and pacers, which move both legs on
the same side in unison. Like this, you know"--she got up from her
chair, and tried to illustrate her meaning by walking across the
room, moving the right arm and right leg together, repeating the
performance on the left side.
Frank Lawless looked on with suddenly awakened scientific interest.
"I was under the impression that only giraffes moved in that way," he
said. "Surely horses cannot go very fast with an action like that?"
"Fast enough to do a mile in one minute fifty-five seconds or less,
anyway," Gay replied. "It is such a pretty sight to watch, they wear
such funny boots sometimes, and hobbles and sheepskins,
and--and--things," she finished lamely for want of more knowledge
regarding pacers' equipment.
"Ah, yes, quite so," Frank Lawless agreed, "but--er--racing, you
know. My experience of it has been limited, I confess, (the
Professor's knowledge of racing was confined to two or three
occasional turfites who came to him professionally), but I am given
to understand that its followers are, to say the least of it,
unscrupulous. I am not a prig, Gay, but I have seen life in my
time"--he looked at himself knowingly in the glass, while Gay laughed
inwardly--"and I flatter myself I am a man of the world, therefore I
fear I cannot give my consent to your proposal."
The last remark was uttered with all the timidity of an assumed
authority, and as he spoke, he lapsed into the one-legged attitude
which had earned him his nickname.
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