"Gentlemen prefer blondes" : $b The illuminating diary of a professional ladyLoos, Anita
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"Gentlemen prefer blondes" : $b The illuminating diary of a professional lady
Loos, Anita
Diary fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Millionaires -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
I am taking special pains with my diary from now on as I am really
writing it for Gerry. I mean he and I are going to read it together
some evening in front of the fireplace. But Gerry leaves this evening
for Boston as he has to lecture about all of his works at Boston, but
he will rush right back as soon as possible. So I am going to spend all
of my time improving myself while he is gone. And this afternoon we are
both going to a museum on 5th Avenue, because Gerry wants to show me a
very very beautiful cup made by an antique jeweler called Mr. Cellini
and he wants me to read Mr. Cellini’s life which is a very very fine
book and not dull while he is in Boston.
So the famous playright friend of mine who is called Sam called up this
morning and he wanted me to go to a literary party tonight that he and
some other literary gentlemen are giving to Florence Mills in Harlem
but Gerry does not want me to go with Sam as Sam always insists on
telling riskay stories. But personally I am quite broad minded and I
always say that I do not mind a riskay story as long as it is really
funny. I mean I have a great sense of humor. But Gerry says Sam does
not always select and choose his stories and he just as soon I did not
go out with him. So I am going to stay home and read the book by Mr.
Cellini instead, because, after all, the only thing I am really
interested in, is improving my mind. So I am going to do nothing else
but improve my mind while Gerry is in Boston. I mean I just received a
cable from Willie Gwynn who arrives from Europe tomorrow, but I am not
even going to bother to see him. He is a sweet boy but he never gets
anywhere and I am not going to waste my time on such as him, after
meeting a gentleman like Gerry.
April 2nd:
I seem to be quite depressed this morning as I always am when there is
nothing to put my mind to. Because I decided not to read the book by
Mr. Cellini. I mean it was quite amuseing in spots because it was
really quite riskay but the spots were not so close together and I
never seem to like to always be hunting clear through a book for the
spots I am looking for, especially when there are really not so many
spots that seem to be so amuseing after all. So I did not waste my time
on it but this morning I told Lulu to let all of the house work go and
spend the day reading a book entitled “Lord Jim” and then tell me all
about it, so that I would improve my mind while Gerry is away. But when
I got her the book I nearly made a mistake and gave her a book by the
title of “The Nigger of the Narcissus” which really would have hurt her
feelings. I mean I do not know why authors cannot say “Negro” instead
of “Nigger” as they have their feelings just the same as we have.
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