Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humoursCobbold, Richard
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Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humours
Cobbold, Richard
Horsemanship -- England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
"If Yorkshire cannot suit you, I know no other county in the kingdom
likely to do so. Surely, Doctor Greathead, you must be deceived in this
respect?"
"Deceived or not, Doctor Gambado, I am not deceived in saying this, that
I will ride no other horse; and, in fact, I would rather ride that horse
on three legs, if he could be made to go upon them, then any other horse
upon four."
Great men as well as little men have singular crotchets in their heads
sometimes; and if these crotchets cannot be altered, they will go on in
such a monotonous tone that they never get out of it. The Doctor was a
learned scholar, and a very good divine; but his favourite horse was as
dear to him as a lady's favourite cat or cap could be to her.
He had rode the same horse ten years, and had got so attached to him,
that when that horse was seized with a lameness in the off hind leg, and
could no longer stand or go upon it, the Doctor's sympathies increased
with his favourite, though he was no longer any use to him. Like his
master, the animal fed well, and could sleep well, but he could not go.
"Have you seen my horse?"
"I came to see yourself first, Doctor, and I can have no objection to go
and see your horse, in company with my friend Mr. John Tattsall, who I
should say knows more of a horse than any man living; and can make a
horse go, I verily believe, on three legs."
The very idea gave animation to Doctor Greathead's features.
"I will walk with you to the stables."
He rang the bell, ordered his hat, gloves, and even his riding whip, so
precocious was the idea that the Doctor had conceived of being able to
mount once more his favourite gray.
The horse was led out, and came out upon three legs; the other evidently
of no use to him. In fact he could not put it to the ground.
John examined the sturdy old fellow, who had a small head and stout
legs; he pronounced him to be afflicted with an incurable disease in the
coffin-bone, and said he never could go upon that leg. He looked at all
the other limbs, and pronounced them _all right_.
"A fine old horse, your Reverence; a fine old horse, fit to carry your
worship's weight; but he never will go again upon all fours."
"Can he ever be made to go upon three?"
"I see no reason to doubt it. The disabled limb is only such from the
fetlock to the hoof; if the joint could be supported from the hock to
the fetlock, and pressure be produced so as to keep that leg up to his
body, without any weight falling upon the tendons of the foot, I see no
reason why the horse should not canter upon three legs,--I do not say
with the same ease as he would upon four sound ones; but certainly
easier far than he could upon the four as they now are."
"You are a sensible man, sir, and what you say seems feasible. What
would you suggest?"
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