Caricatures and cartoons -- Great Britain; English wit and humor; English wit and humor, Pictorial
He enables others to do a double service to their country, rather than by
doing half that service himself, prevent them from doing any.
He denies himself one pleasure that his fellow-creatures may have two.
He sympathises in the postman's joy at the receipt of twopence, as it
brings back old times, and restores to him his youth.
He is so anxious to write to those he loves, that the stamp, hastily
affixed, comes off in the letter-box.
Signing himself "your most obedient humble servant," of course he dares
not take the liberty of paying for what _you_ receive.
He is married, and leaves it to bachelors to pay _single_ postage.
Mark his hand-writing, nevertheless; and when his unpaid epistle arrives,
let your answer be, a copy of the "Times," supplement and all, sealed up
in an unstamped envelope.
FIRST DISCOVERY OF VAN _DEMONS_' LAND.
BY CAPTAIN MARRYAT, C. B.
The vessel rose upon the mountain waves, with her bowsprit pointing
up to the northern star, and then plunged down into the trough of the
sea, as if she were diving like the porpoises which played across her
bows,--shaking and trembling fore and aft as she chopped through the
masses of water which impeded her wild course. Sea after sea struck her
on the chesstree or the beam, pouring over her decks and adding to the
accumulation of water in her hold. Her sides were without a vestige of
paint--her shrouds and standing rigging worn to less than inch-rope;
her running rigging as mere threads; the foresail, the only sail set,
as thin as gauze. Decay was visible in every part of her; her timbers
were like touchwood; even her capstan had half rotted away; and her
masts might have proved, if once ashore, a safe asylum to colonies of
ants and woodpeckers. How then could a vessel in this forlorn condition
continue afloat or contend with so fierce a gale? Because it was the
spectre-ship with her spectre-crew; Vanderdecken, in the Flying Dutchman,
still contending against the divine fiat, still persevering in his fatal
oath--that he would double the Cape. Vanderdecken stood at the break of
the weather-gangway with his chief officer, Jansen, by his side. The
crew were most of them sheltering themselves under the weather-side of
the deck; their large, flat, pale muffin faces sunk down deep in their
chests; shoulders, high and bony; their nether garments like bladders
half shrunken, as if there was nothing in them. When they shifted from
one part of the deck to the other, their broad, flat feet made no sound
as they passed along the planks, which were soft as pith.
Their dresses were now of the colour of mahogany or chocolate; seaweed
was growing here and there on their jackets; and to the seats of their
small-clothes, a crop of barnacles had become firmly attached. They all
looked melancholy and disheartened; and as they shivered, the rattle of
their bones was distinctly to be heard.
Vanderdecken put his speaking-trumpet to his lips--
"Another pull of the weather fore-brace," cried he.
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