Caricatures and cartoons -- Great Britain; English wit and humor; English wit and humor, Pictorial
On the removal of Napoleon's remains, I prepared the above
design for a monument; but it was not sent, because it was not
wanted. There is this disadvantage about a design for _his_
monument;--it will suit nobody else. This could not, therefore, be
converted into a tribute to the memory of the late distinguished
philosopher, Muggeridge, head master of the grammar-school at
Birchley; nor into an embellishment for the mausoleum of the
departed hero Fitz-Hogg, of the Pipeclays. It very often happens,
however, that when a monument to a great man turns out to be a
misfit, it will, after a while, be found to suit some other great
man as well as if his measure had been taken for it. Just add a
few grains to the intellectual qualities, subtract a scruple or so
from the moral attributes--let out the philanthropy a little and
take in the learning a bit--clip the public devotion, and throw an
additional handful of virtues into the domestic scale--qualify the
squint, in short, or turn the aquiline into a snub--these slight
modifications observed, and any hero or philosopher may be fitted
to a hair with a second-hand monumental design. The standing
tribute "We _ne'er_ shall look upon his like again," is of course
applicable in _every_ case of greatness.
* * * * *
"Is this the man of thousand thrones,
Who strew'd our earth with hostile bones!
And can he _thus_ survive!"
* * * * *
So Byron sang, in accents of astonishment, long before the object of it
was even once buried. Is the note of wonder less called for, and less
natural now--now that the world has lived to witness, not only the first,
but the second funeral of its Imperial Agitator? Is _this_ Napoleon le
Grand! and looked Alexander after _this_ fashion--barring the decorations
of his bony extremities!
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