Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Ohio -- Fiction; Politicians -- United States -- Fiction
The night of his nomination the light in Mrs. Beaver’s tiny, stuffy
attic room went out early. And if you could have looked in, you would
have discovered, by the starlight that the big form was lying quite
still in the little bed which sagged and bulged with it. But George
Helm was not asleep. He slept not a wink that whole night. And as soon
as he had finished breakfast he went down to the barber shop at the
corner.
“Bob,” said he to the colored proprietor, “I want a clean shave.”
“What’s that, Mr. Helm?” exclaimed the amazed barber. And two loungers
at the table where the sporting papers were spread out sat up and
stared.
“A clean shave, Bob,” said Helm gravely, seating himself in the chair.
Bob started a broad grin that, with the least encouragement, would
have become a guffaw--and would have echoed throughout the district.
But he did not get the encouragement. Instead, he saw something in
the kind, deep-set gray eyes, in the strong, sad mouth and chin, that
set him soberly to work. The two loungers went outside to laugh and
spread the news. But when they got outside they did not laugh. Why? It
is impossible to explain the psychology of man the mass. They put the
astounding news into currency--but not as a joke. Helm was shaving his
beard. What did it mean?
“Our opponents,” said Judge Powers, “nominated a set of whiskers. The
whiskers have disappeared--so there is no one running against us.”
The jest, being of the species which it is conventional to utter and to
laugh at on stump and after-dinner occasions, got its momentary due of
cackling and braying. But the mirth did not spread. For, before noon
of that first day of the campaign, it had been discovered that the
Democratic machine had not nominated whiskers, but a man.
We are in the habit of regarding a human being as a mere conglomerate
of sundry familiar conventionalities--of dress, of manner, of thought.
We have formed the habit because with an occasional rare exception
a human being is simply that and nothing more. So an individuality
is always a startling apparition--fascinating, perhaps, certainly
terrifying. The coming of a man makes us suddenly aware how few real
men there are--real live men--how most of us are simply patterns of
men who once lived, or, rather, differently proportioned composites of
all past men. The excitement in peaceful Harrison and its somnolent
environs was almost hysterical. For, in all that region, there was not,
there had not been for years--not since the stern, elemental pioneer
days--a real living man. All the specimens of the genus homo were of
the approved type of the past.
George Helm, _man_.
“George,” said Bill Desbrough, who had a law office across the hall in
the same building--the Masonic Temple--“George, where’d you ever get
the notion of those there whiskers you’ve just shed?”
“Oh, the girls,” replied George. “When I was a boy and a youngster the
girls made fun of my face. So I hid it as soon as I could--as well as I
could.”
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