Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Ohio -- Fiction; Politicians -- United States -- Fiction
“I guess I can look after that,” said George, crossing and uncrossing
his long legs and smoothing out a tail of his shiny black frock upon
his knee.
“You allow to do some speaking?”
“I’m going to hire a horse and buggy and move about some.”
“That’s good. You may stir up a little law business.”
“Maybe so.”
“Done any orating?”
“Oh, I’ve heard a lot of speeches, and I’ve made a few.”
“Then you know the kind of stuff to hand out to the people.”
“I guess so,” said Helm.
Branagan was obviously relieved when Helm departed--the conference was
held in Pat’s saloon which was the “hang-out” for the politicians and
other disreputables of the town. The first class really included the
last, for there was not a disreputable who was not actively engaged in
“practical” politics. Helm negotiated with the livery-man round the
corner from Mrs. Beaver’s boarding-house, got a buggy and a sound
horse for two months at two dollars and a half a day, he to feed the
horse, keep the buggy in repair and do his own driving. The morning of
the second day after he secured the nomination, he opened his campaign.
Two days later--or rather, three nights later--so far into the third
night that it was near the dawn of the third day--a stalled automobile
shot the powerful beams from its acetylene lamps into the woods near
Bixby Cross Roads, about twenty miles to the northeast of Harrison.
The light fell upon a buggy, with the horse taken from the shafts and
hitched to a nearby tree.
“Hi, there--I say!” came in a man’s voice from the darkness of the auto.
This was followed a moment later by, “Well, I’ll be jiggered!” in the
same voice, accompanied by the subdued laughter of two women, on the
rear seat of the auto. The cause of the exclamation was the apparition
of a head above the side of the bed of the buggy, and behind the
seat--the head of a man.
“Why, he’s curled up in his buggy to sleep,” said one of the women in a
low voice.
But the night was still and the voice had the carrying quality; so
George Helm heard distinctly. As he was as shy as any man is apt to be
who feels that he is not attractive to women, the sound of a woman’s
voice--a young woman’s voice--threw him into a panic. He was acutely
conscious of the fact that the frock suit neatly folded was under the
buggy seat, and that he had nothing on over his underclothes but the
lap robe. In his alarm he cried out, “Don’t come any nearer. What do
you want to know?”
“We’ve punctured a tire,” said the man. “And we’ve lost our way. Will
you come and help me?”
“Turn those lights the other way,” said Helm.
There was a chuckle from the direction of the auto, a sound of
suppressed female laughter. The sound rose, swelled until the two
women and their man and presently George Helm were all four laughing
uproariously. The lights turned in another direction. “Thanks,” said
Helm. “I’ll be with you in a minute.”
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