"George Washington's" Last Duel: 1891 — John Shaqi
"George Washington's" Last Duel: 1891Page, Thomas Nelson
General
"George Washington's" Last Duel: 1891
Page, Thomas Nelson
United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Lawrence could not help exclaiming, “Good----!” and then checked
himself; and Jeff gave a perceptible start.
“I will attend to that,” said the Major, and George Washington went out
with an order from Jeff to take the box to the office.
The Major laid the notes on his desk and devoted himself to a brief
eulogy on the beautiful symmetry of “the Code,” illustrating his
views by apt references to a number of instances in which its absolute
impartiality had been established by the instant death of both parties.
He had just suggested that perhaps the two young men might desire to
make some final arrangements, when George Washington reappeared, drunker
and more imposing than before. In place of his ordinary apparel he had
substituted a yellowish velvet waistcoat and a blue coat with brass
buttons, both of which were several sizes too large for him, as they
had for several years been stretched over the Major’s ample person. He
carried a well-worn beaver hat in his hand, which he never donned except
on extraordinary occasions.
“De pistils is ready, suh,” he said, in a fine voice, which he
always employed when he proposed to be peculiarly effective. His
self-satisfaction was monumental.
“Where did you get that coat and waistcoat from, sir?” thundered the
Major. “Who told you you might have them?”
George Washington was quite taken aback at the unexpectedness of the
assault, and he shuffled one foot uneasily.
“Well, you see, suh,” he began, vaguely, “I know you warn’ never gwine
to wear ‘em no mo’, and seein’ dat dis was a very serious recasion,
an’ I wuz rip-ripresentin’ Marse Jeff in a jewel, I thought I ought to
repear like a gent’man on dis recasion.”
“You infernal rascal, didn’t I tell you that the next time you took my
clothes without asking my permission, I was going to shoot you?”
The Major faced his chair around with a jerk, but George Washington had
in the interim recovered himself.
“Yes, suh, I remembers dat,” he said, complacently, “but dat didn’t have
no recose to dese solemn recasions when I rip-ripresents a gent’man in
de Code.”
“Yes, sir, it did, I had this especially in mind,” declared the Major,
unblushingly--“I gave you fair notice, and damn me! if I don’t do it
too before I’m done with you--I’d sell you to-morrow morning if it would
not be a cheat on the man who was fool enough to buy you. My best coat
and waistcoat!”--he looked affectionately at the garments.
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