German wit and humor : $b A collection from various sources classified under appropriate subject headingsDownes, Minna Sophie Marie Baumann
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German wit and humor : $b A collection from various sources classified under appropriate subject headings
Downes, Minna Sophie Marie Baumann
German wit and humor
The following story proves what a noble, generous man Haydn was. In 1780
the daughter of an army officer from Coburg wrote to him of a little
adventure, asking him to set it to music. This is the story: She and
her intended husband, a captain of the army, together with a friend and
a poodle were taking a walk. The captain had been praising his dog’s
talents, and made a bet with his friend that the dog would find a thaler
laid under a bush now, he being sent back for it after their return home.
The bet was accepted. Directly after returning home the captain sent his
dog back for the money.
Now it so happened that a traveling tailor sat down to rest under that
very bush where the thaler was deposited, found the money and put it in
his pocket. When the poodle arrived he smelled the coin and fawned upon
the tailor. The man, highly pleased at having found a thaler and such an
amiable dog within an hour, took him to his stopping place in the town.
The poodle watched the tailor’s clothes all night, and when, early the
next morning, the door of the room was opened, he stole out, carrying the
tailor’s trousers with him and brought both them and the thaler to his
master.
This little adventure had been put into verse under the title: “The
Cunning and Serviceable Poodle,” and Haydn was asked now to put the text
to music. The lady added that she was poor, but having heard so much
of his generosity, she hoped the enclosed ducat would be considered
sufficient pay.
Haydn went to work at it at once, but returned the ducat to the young
lady in a letter, saying that as a punishment for not knowing him better,
and sending any money at all, she should knit him a pair of garters.
These garters, made of white silk with a hand-painted wreath of violets,
Haydn kept with his jewels in his treasure box.
Franz Schubert
For years Schubert could not find a publisher for even his most famous
compositions, such as the “Erlkoenig,” for instance. In 1823 some friends
and patrons published, at their own expense, the first twelve books of
songs—the same books that afterwards were to be found all over the world
and brought him thousands.
Schubert’s Facility
Schubert composed his songs with amazing facility. He composed his
charming “Serenade” on the window sill of a country tavern in less than
an hour. He was there on an excursion with a party of gay friends, who
were clamoring for something new. As soon as he had finished, they sang
it to the delight of all who were fortunate enough to be within hearing
distance.
Orpheus and His Followers
Several young wags were making fun of a musician, and said, among other
things, that he played like Orpheus.
“Very true,” said the musician, “I, too, seem to have a following of
beasts.”
Carpenter and Weber
Some time ago I asked B, my carpenter, why he was so downhearted.
“Well,” said he, “you know, sir, that my son Franz was to have been a
carpenter. He showed a good deal of talent for it, but now it’s all over.”
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