German wit and humor : $b A collection from various sources classified under appropriate subject headings — John Shaqi
German wit and humor : $b A collection from various sources classified under appropriate subject headingsDownes, Minna Sophie Marie Baumann
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German wit and humor : $b A collection from various sources classified under appropriate subject headings
Downes, Minna Sophie Marie Baumann
German wit and humor
Beethoven dined now and then at an inn on the flour-market at Vienna. One
day he came at half past two, and sat down in his lonely corner, without
greeting any of the guests present, a courtesy he had never before
omitted. The waiter who knew him, brought him a bottle of the ordinary
table wine which Beethoven usually drank, and put the menu before him.
The great composer broke his roll, pulled a notebook from his pocket,
leaned his head on his hand and remained in this attitude, writing now
and then in the book, until six o’clock in the evening. Suddenly he
jumped up and cried: “Waiter, I wish to pay my bill!”
“Oh, but your Honor has not eaten a thing to-day!”
“Haven’t I? Well, all right!” said Beethoven, and took his hat and went
out.
Beethoven’s Poverty
The great composer’s gruff, even repulsive manner, during the last years
of his life, was partly owing to his deafness and partly to the utter
ruin of his finances. He was not a good manager, and had the misfortune
to be robbed by those in his employ. He often lacked the necessities of
life. Ludwig Spohr, in the early days of his acquaintance with Beethoven
asked him once why he had not been to dinner at the inn for some days.
Had he been ill?
“No, but my boot was, and as I own only one pair, I had to stay at home.”
Beethoven’s Domestic Troubles
The best idea of his domestic misery is given in his diary, an extract
from which is here presented.
1819. January 31:
Dismissed the housekeeper, on account of her quick tongue and
quicker temper.
February 15:
The new cook arrives.
March 8:
The cook has given two weeks’ notice. On the 22d the new
housekeeper takes charge.
April 14:
Engaged a waitress at six gulden per month.
April 20:
The housekeeper gives notice, because she is no good.
April 24:
Bad day. Could not eat anything,—that is, there was nothing fit
to eat, everything being spoiled, standing too long.
May 16:
Cook has given notice, because she ruined the dinner again.
July 1:
Enter a new cook. I wonder if she is good for anything!
Such was the great master’s domestic life.
Indifference to Dress and Fashion
That Beethoven paid no heed whatever to the world, its fashions or
its follies, during the time when he worked hardest, showed in his
appearance. For instance, he had not noticed that it had become the
fashion for men to wear lace frills on the front of their shirts. A
friend ordered some for him, so that he should appear well dressed. When
Beethoven saw the frills he wondered what they were for. “Oh,” he said,
“I suppose they are meant to keep me warm,” and tucked the beautiful
frills inside his vest.
Remedy for Ennui
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