German wit and humor : $b A collection from various sources classified under appropriate subject headingsDownes, Minna Sophie Marie Baumann
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German wit and humor : $b A collection from various sources classified under appropriate subject headings
Downes, Minna Sophie Marie Baumann
German wit and humor
Among the great _maestro’s_ papers was found the following amusing story:
“One day,” Paganini begins, “I was wandering about the streets of Vienna,
when all of a sudden a thunder-storm came up. The rain came down in
torrents and seemed to increase every minute. For once I was alone, which
happened very rarely, as my valet generally accompanied me. I was very
far from my lodgings and already so wet, that I was beginning to fear for
my health. So I looked about for a cab. Three passed me, as the drivers
did not understand Italian, and I did not speak German. The fourth
stopped at my call, the driver was a countryman of mine.
“Before entering I asked his price. ‘Five gulden, the price of a ticket
to Paganini’s concert,’ he said.
“‘You rascal,’ I cried indignantly, ‘to ask five gulden for such a short
ride! Paganini plays on one string of his violin; you could hardly run
your cab on one wheel.’
“‘Oh, it isn’t so difficult as people think, to play on one string. I am
musical too, and I doubled the price of my fares to-day, in order to hear
the great violinist they call Paganini.’
“I said nothing more, entered the cab, and in ten minutes was at my
hotel. I gave the man the five gulden and also a ticket to my concert.
The next day just before the concert began, a great crowd was at the door
of the concert hall when I arrived, and one of the ushers called to me:
‘There is a dirty, uncouth-looking man at the door, who insists on being
admitted.’
“It was my driver of the day before, whom I permitted to enter in spite
of his appearance, hoping that he would lose himself in the crowd. But
when, at the beginning of the concert, I stepped on the platform, there
he was as close to me as he could get, among the elegantly dressed women
of the first row. The applause was enthusiastic; my driver’s knew no
bounds. Several times he had to be severely reproved for disturbing the
rest of the audience. I never had a more appreciative listener.
“Early the next morning he came to my rooms. ‘Sir,’ he said, in the most
respectful tone, ‘you can do me a great favor. I have a family, am poor,
and your countryman; you are wealthy and famous. You hold my fortune in
your hand.’
“‘What do you mean by that?’
“‘Permit me to put at the back of my cab the two words: “Paganini’s
cabriolet.”’
“‘Very well,’ said I laughingly, ‘you may put on it whatever you like.’
“That man was smarter than I thought. In a few months he was better known
at Vienna than myself; his Paganini cab created a sensation. He had great
good luck with it, for everybody wanted to ride in it and he charged good
prices.
“When I returned to Vienna two years later, my driver was the owner
of the hotel at which I had stayed, and an Englishman had bought the
cabriolet for one thousand pounds.”
Meyerbeer’s Preference
Meyerbeer’s nephew came to Rossini, to beg of him to listen to a funeral
march he had composed on the death of his uncle, and to pass his judgment
upon it.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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