German wit and humor : $b A collection from various sources classified under appropriate subject headingsDownes, Minna Sophie Marie Baumann
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German wit and humor : $b A collection from various sources classified under appropriate subject headings
Downes, Minna Sophie Marie Baumann
German wit and humor
The livery-stable-keeper, Faber, of Magdeburg, who had been very
patriotic and generous during the war with France, asked permission to
drive Emperor William on his first visit to Magdeburg after the war, in
a carriage he had built for the purpose. Permission was granted, and he
was rewarded with an order of the fourth class. When the Emperor went to
Magdeburg the next time, Faber drove him again, but this time standing.
“Why do you drive standing, Faber?” asked the Emperor.
“The fourth-class always does, your Majesty; they ride standing” (in a
railway train), replied Faber, pointing at his order. The Emperor laughed
heartily, and Faber received an order of the third class.
His Early Reign
In 1878, while Emperor William was recovering from the wound made by
Nobiling in his murderous attack, Crown Prince Frederick transacted all
business of state. After the first few days of pain and excitement were
over, and as the Emperor grew stronger, his gay humor returned.
One morning as the Crown Prince came in to see him, the Emperor,
extending his sound hand asked:
“Well, dear Fritz, have you reigned already this morning?”
Too Much Game
Once after a hunt, the Emperor was told that he had killed twenty-eight
pieces of game. He looked surprised and said gaily:
“This reminds me of the words: ‘There are things happening between
heaven and earth of which man has no conception,’ for it certainly is
wonderful that I killed twenty-eight pieces of game, when I shot off only
twenty-five cartridges!”
The Greater Lion
One summer morning, in 1874, while Emperor William I was taking the water
cure at Ems, the following humorous incident happened. He and Emperor
Alexander II had as usual taken their morning walk together, and then
seated themselves on a bench of the promenade near the Trinkhalle. The
chance of getting a good look at the two rulers was not to be lost by
the summer guests, and soon a crowd was walking up and down in front of
their bench. The Czar who did not like to be stared at, made an impatient
remark about it, when Emperor William, pointing to Bismarck who was just
passing and bowing respectfully, said:
“Now we shall have peace!”
“Why so?” asked the Czar, surprised.
“Why?” returned the Emperor, “because there goes Bismarck; _he is more
famous than we are_! The people will run after him now and give us a
rest.”
At His Expense
After recuperating for some weeks at Berchtesgaden, in the Austrian
Alps, during the summer of 1886, Prince William, the present Emperor of
Germany, accompanied by the Princess, went to Salzburg to meet their
royal grandfather. The aged monarch asked the Princess how she had
enjoyed herself.
“Oh very much indeed,” she said, “only at times I was dreadfully
homesick. I do so long to see my children.”
The Emperor asked, smilingly:
“But why didn’t you bring your little ones with you; the mountain air
would have been splendid for them.”
“Yes, but grandpapa, it would have cost too much!”
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