Gilead Balm, knight errant : $b His adventures in search of the truthCapes, Bernard
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Gilead Balm, knight errant : $b His adventures in search of the truth
Capes, Bernard
Detective and mystery stories, English; English fiction -- 20th century
“I allude,” said Mr Brown, “to a world reconsecrated, through the
political enfranchisement of woman, to reason, justice and purity.
Everything, you will grant, is wrong as it is. Civilization, as a male
imposition, has proved itself a depressing failure. Men, on true
premises, labour to false conclusions; women, on false, jump to true.
Their unerring moral sensitiveness penetrates all massed and
complicated sophistries, and pierces in a flash to the heart of the
real. Unbiassed by formulas, untrammelled by dogma, they will blow
through our corrupt institutions like a cleansing gale, whirling the
dead leaves of discredited systems before them. Woman is not
conscientious, so to speak, in the prescriptive sense. She will strip
from equity, justice and the moral law the trappings in which they
have been too long confounded, and show us nature again, primitive and
fearless.”
“Indeed?” said Gilead. “You surprise me.”
“There will be many surprises when the time comes,” said Mr Brown
grandiloquently; and, on the very word, suffered a surprising change
of countenance. “Why, why,” he cried, flushing scarlet; “my letter--my
letter, sir, in which I expatiated at some length on this very
subject. You have not seen it, you say? To what, then, am I to
attribute the honour of your visit?”
“To an advertisement, sir,” said Gilead quietly, “about a dog.”
The effect of his words was startling. Mr Brown seemed to burst at the
head, like an over-charged bottle of ginger-beer, and thence to spout
a volume of incoherent expletives. He then, as if impelled by some
uncontrollable emotion, went racing up and down the room, until, the
pressure slacking, he gradually slowed, and finally came to a stop
opposite his visitor, the steam, so to speak, all out of him.
“I see it all,” he said, in a state of the limpest depression. “By an
irony of circumstance scarce credible, the sympathies I sought to
engage have been forestalled by my own child in a trivial matter.”
“By a young friend of your child, sir, if I am correctly informed,”
said Gilead kindly.
“You mean the boy Wimble?” said Mr Brown bitterly. “No doubt, sir,
your information--”
“It was at first hand,” put in the visitor, smiling. “I met the young
people outside, and got into talk with them. The boy, he himself
confessed to me, composed and inserted the advertisement.”
“The grotesque impertinence of it!” cried Mr Brown, boiling over; “the
assurance and the inopportuneness!”
“I understand,” said Gilead, “that you authorized the little lady to
find, if possible, a home for the animal?”
“Go on, sir, go on!” said Mr Brown resignedly. “Tell me that I
authorized her to hold her father up to ridicule before the world.”
“Nay, sir,” said Gilead, “I am quite at sea in the matter.”
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