Gleanings in Europe : $b Italy, vol. 2 of 2Cooper, James Fenimore
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Gleanings in Europe : $b Italy, vol. 2 of 2
Cooper, James Fenimore
Cooper, James Fenimore, 1789-1851 -- Travel -- Italy; Italy -- Description and travel
America might do something in this way that should speak well for the
sentiment and tastes of the nation. Alter the coin, for instance, which
is now the ugliest in Christendom. The same may almost be said of the
flag; though it is not an easy matter to make one uglier than some one
sees here. Could the miserable hermaphrodite yclept Liberty that now
disfigures the American coin be replaced by the heads of those citizens
who have become justly eminent, the expedient would be a worthy
substitute for that of statues and medals. To have one’s head on the
coin, would possess all the advantages of a patent of nobility, free
from the evils. To prevent abuses, the solemn votes of the states might
be taken, unanimity as states required, and the honour postponed until
the party had been dead half a century. This, you know, is the mode in
which the Romish Church makes saints. These honours might be graduated
too, giving to the most illustrious the honours of the gold, to the next
those of the silver, and to another class those of the copper coin. The
_quasi_, or ephemeral great, might still figure on the bank notes, as
they do to-day. We could begin with Washington and Franklin, two names
of which Rome herself might have been proud, in the best days of the
republic. The copper coin might, in due time, take most of the
presidents, on which, I fancy, they would very generally be placed by
posterity. Perhaps old John Marshall might work his way up to the
silver; though I fear original thinkers are too rare in America to
resist the influence of fifty years. _The American_ jurist is yet to
make his appearance.
What should we do with Jefferson under such a plan? Put him on the
gold—certainly not. He was too much a party man for that. Even Franklin
would get there as a physical philosopher, and not as a moral
philosopher, or even as a politician; for as the first of these last he
was too mean, and for the second too managing. John Jay might get up to
the silver; certainly, had he not retired so early; and as to integrity
and motives, he merits the gold. Jefferson might get on the silver, but
I fear it would be with some alloy. Poor Hamilton, whose talents and
honesty deserve the gold, would fail after all; or, at least, he would
get on the _reverse_ of the coin, because he was elsewhere on the wrong
side.
A great deal of poetic justice might be thrown into the scheme, you see.
I fear we should have to import a few hogsheads of _cowries_ from
Africa, for the _oi polloi_ of American greatness. It clearly would
never do to trust the decision to Congress, as every man in it would
vote for his neighbour, on condition that his neighbour voted for him.
The coin might want _rolling_, but it should not be “_log-rolling_.”
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