Americans -- Europe -- Fiction; Imaginary places -- Europe -- Fiction; Princesses -- Fiction; Revolutions -- Fiction
Trafford watched the Englishman with fascinated eyes. In his hour of
deep darkness this smiling, confident, almost too well-dressed
embodiment of prosperity seemed strangely comforting and reposeful.
For the briefest of moments his present surroundings were blotted
out, and his mind rushed back through the intervening years to the
glorious days when they were both undergraduates at Oxford. But the
illusion was of short duration, the awakening bitter. For as
Saunders read, a smile eloquent of contemptuous astonishment spread
over his face.
"Angela Knox!" he exclaimed. "My dear, demented friend, what a
_bétisse_!"
"The purest, most perfect specimen of womanhood----"
"Angela Knox!" repeated Saunders cruelly. "Ye gods! Oh, yes, I know
the lady. We met her at Newport--a big, buxom blonde, with the
intellect of a sparrow. Tissue, tissue, my boy, and no soul!
Features, millions also, I concede, but no sense of humour. In six
weeks she would bore you; in six months you would bore her; in a year
the machinery of the law--your obliging American divorce courts----"
"Silence!" roared Trafford. "You would poke fun at the holiest
corner of a man's heart. I tell you, Bob, I so love this woman that
had it not been for a miracle, I should have died five minutes ago
with her name on my lips."
"And I'm the miracle?" questioned Saunders, tapping himself lightly
on his faultless waistcoat.
"Miracle number two," replied the American, sinking into a chair.
"That gun was kept for burglars. To preclude the possibility of an
accident through some fool of a servant's mishandling, I kept the
first chamber empty. Idiot that I am!--I forgot the precaution. But
a second and doubtless more conclusive attempt would have been made
had not you butted in----"
"And for Angela Knox!" cried Saunders with an unfeeling grin. "Now
had it been a brunette----"
"This is no joking matter. For Heaven's sake, do be serious!"
Saunders brushed a speck of mud off his patent-leather boots.
"So I'm to take you seriously, Nervy? Well, then, listen, my dear,
irresponsible, melodramatic friend. Love is a wonderful thing. It
is rightly considered the beginning and the end of all things. I say
so, _moi qui vous parle_, though I've been married nearly two years.
But this infatuation--this calf-love of yours for a hypertrophied
blonde with the conversational powers of a turnip, is, _ipso facto_,
ridiculous. You will love some day, friend of my youth, but if your
love is unrequited you will not turn to the revolver for solace."
"What are you letting me in for?" asked the bewildered Trafford. A
powerful reaction had left him weak--weak in voice and weak in spirit.
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