Golden Fleece: The American Adventures of a Fortune Hunting EarlPhillips, David Graham
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Golden Fleece: The American Adventures of a Fortune Hunting Earl
Phillips, David Graham
British -- United States -- Fiction
“Debts are an asset--if contracted in a way that would seem romantic to
a girl. Then, there’s your title. That’s a big asset either in England
or America. And you’ve got a fairly good disposition and nice manners,
and you pretend indifference charmingly, assisted by your eyeglass. And
your character is not too bad. Not too good, either. I’ve heard one or
two rather thick stories of you. If I were your wife I’d keep an eye
on the money--you _will_ gamble. But your character is well up to the
average for our kind of people.”
“I’ve been rather bad, I’m afraid,” he said, in the shallowly penitent
tone in which human beings glory in the sins they are proud of. “I’ve
been as bad as I knew how to be.”
“All of us are that, I fancy,” replied Honoria, rising. “I sha’n’t
trouble you to confess to me. Save it for--her. Good-night.” She put
out her hand friendlily. “I think we shall be friends.”
Frothingham looked after her as she went with her father down the deck
toward the main companion-way. “She _is_ a queer lot,” he muttered. “I
suppose that’s American. Well, if it’s a fair specimen, I certainly
sha’n’t be bored in America.”
III
NEW YORK, 6 November.
_My Dear Eve_:
I’m just sending you off the newspapers with the accounts of George’s
wedding. Don’t show them about, please, as he’s frightfully cut up over
them. He swears he’ll never set foot in this country again, or let his
Duchess come. You’ll be tremendously amused as you read. You’ll never
have seen anything so frank and personal. And the illustrations! We’ve
done nothing but dodge cameras when we weren’t dodging reporters. I
don’t agree with George--I think it’s great fun.
They let me off easy, as you’ll see, and some of the pictures of me are
not half bad. But I don’t wonder that George is furious. Just read the
descriptions of his looks--and really he’s looking horribly seedy. And
don’t neglect the accounts of the new Duchess’ papa, and how he came by
his cash. He must be a gory old vulture--though really he doesn’t look
it, and except when he gets to going it hard his English is fairly
good, of the nosey, Yankee kind.
George came down to the dock to meet me. He was in a _blue fury_. It
seems the newspapers had been making a fearful row over him from the
moment he left the other side. And then by illustrated accounts of his
houses, his property, his family, and himself, not to speak of what
they printed about the Dowies’ past and present, they set the crowds to
collecting at his hotel, and to following him round the streets. They
published even what he ate and drank, and the size of the tips he gave
the servants. And after the engagement was announced the excitement
became something incredible. He couldn’t poke his nose out of his
rooms that somebody didn’t collect the crowd by shouting, “There’s his
Dooklets, there’s the little fellow”--and you know Georgie is a _bit_
sensitive about his size.
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