“Well, in the morning the cadets had to go down into the court for
roll-call, and there the officer on duty went up and down between the
lines and inspected their uniforms to see if they were in order.
“And when the ‘cross lieutenant’ attended to this, then there reigned
the most woful anxiety throughout the company, for he always found
something. He would go behind the cadets and flip at their coats with
his finger to make the dust fly, and if none came, then he would lift
their coat-pockets and snap at them, and so, beat our coats as much as
we would, there was sure to be left some dust lying on them, and as soon
as the ‘cross lieutenant’ saw it, he would sing out in a voice like that
of an old bleating ram: ‘Write him down for Sunday report,’ and then
Sunday’s day off might go to the devil, and then that got to be a very
serious matter.”
The old colonel paused, took a vigorous swallow of wine, and with the
palm of his hand squeezed the beard from his upper lip into his mouth
and sucked off the wine drops that sparkled on the hair. Recollection of
the “cross lieutenant” made him plainly furious.
“When one considers what sort of meanness it takes to so deprive a poor
little fellow of the Sunday holiday he has been hugging for a whole
week, and all for a trifle--bah! it’s downright--whenever I have seen
any one annoying my men--in later days that sort of thing didn’t happen
in my regiment; they knew this, that I was there and would not tolerate
it.--To be rough at times, ay, even to the extreme if necessary, to
throw one into the guard-house, that does no harm--: but to nag--for
that it takes a mean skunk!”
“Very true!” observed the waiter from the back part of the room, and
thus made it known that he was following the colonel’s story.
The old man calmed himself and went on with his story.
“Things went on this way for a year, and then came the time for
examinations, always a very special occasion.
“The Primaners took their ensign’s examination, and the Selektaners,
who, as I have said, Were called ‘Onions,’ the officer’s examination,
and as fast as any had passed the examination, they were dismissed
from the cadet corps and sent home, and it came about that the second
classmen, or Sekundaner, who were to be promoted to first class, still
remained Sekundaner for a time.
“Well, this state of affairs lasted until the new Sekundaner entered
from the preparatory school and the newly dubbed ‘Onions’ returned, and
then once more the wheelbarrow trudged along its accustomed way. But in
the meantime a kind of disorder prevailed, more especially just after
the last of the Primaners had left--they were examined in sections, you
know, and then despatched, after which everything went pretty much at
sixes and sevens.
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