Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiographyGraves, Robert
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Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiography
Graves, Robert
Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Graves, Robert, 1895-1985; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, British
My father said it was out of date. Also I was made to do mental
arithmetic to a metronome. I once wet myself for nervousness at this
torture. So I went to the lowest class of King’s College School,
Wimbledon. I was just seven years old, the youngest boy there, and they
went up to nineteen. I was taken away after a couple of terms because
I was found to be using naughty words. I was glad to leave that school
because I did not understand a word of the lessons. I had started
Latin and I did not know what Latin was or meant; its declensions and
conjugations were pure incantations to me. For that matter so were
the strings of naughty words. And I was oppressed by the huge hall,
the enormous boys, the frightening rowdiness of the corridors, and
compulsory Rugby football of which nobody told me the rules. I went
from there to another preparatory school of the ordinary type, also at
Wimbledon, where I stayed for about three years. Here I began playing
games seriously, was quarrelsome, boastful, and talkative, won prizes,
and collected things. The only difference between me and the other
boys was that I collected coins instead of stamps. The value of coins
seemed less fictitious to me than stamp values. My first training as a
gentleman was here. I was only once caned, for forgetting to bring
my gymnastic shoes to school, and then I was only given two strokes
on the hand with the cane. Yet even now the memory makes me hot with
fury. The principal outrage was that it was on the hand. My hands have
a great importance for me and are unusually sensitive. I live a lot in
them; my visual imagery is defective and so I memorize largely by sense
of touch.
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