Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiographyGraves, Robert
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Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiography
Graves, Robert
Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Graves, Robert, 1895-1985; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, British
I used to bicycle down from Boar’s Hill every morning to my lectures.
On the way down I would collect Edmund Blunden, who was attending the
same course. He too had permission to live on the hill, on account of
gassed lungs. I had been in correspondence with Edmund some time before
he came to Oxford. Siegfried, when literary editor of the _Herald_, had
been among the first to recognize him as a poet, and now I was helping
him get his _Waggoner_ through the press. Edmund had war-shock as badly
as myself, and we would talk each other into an almost hysterical state
about the trenches. We agreed that we would not be right until we
got all that talk on to paper. He was first with _Undertones of War_,
published in 1928.
Edmund and Mary his wife rented two rooms of a cottage belonging to
Mrs. Delilah Becker, locally known as the Jubilee Murderess. She was a
fine-looking old lady and used to read her prayer-book and Bible aloud
to herself every night, sitting at the open window. The prayer-book was
out of date: she used to pray for the Prince Consort and Adelaide, the
Queen Dowager. She was said to have murdered her husband. In Jubilee
year she had gone away for a holiday, leaving her husband in the
cottage with a half-witted servant-girl. News came to her that he had
got the servant-girl into trouble. She wrote to him: ‘Dear husband, if
I find you in my cottage when I come back you shall be no more.’ He did
not believe her and she found him in the cottage, and sure enough he
was no more. She told the police that he had gone away when he saw how
angry with him she was; but no one had seen him go. He had even left
his silver watch behind, ticking on a nail on the bedroom wall. The
neighbours swore that she had buried him in the garden. Mary Blunden
said that it was more probable that he was buried somewhere in their
part of the cottage, which was semi-detached. ‘There’s an awfully funny
smell about here sometimes,’ she said. Old Delilah said to Mary once:
‘I have often wondered what has happened to the old pepper-and-salt
suit he had on when he was—when he went away.’ Whenever she went
out she took the carving-knife out of the drawer and laid it on the
kitchen-table, where it could be seen by them when they went past her
window. I liked Delilah very much and sent her a pound of tea every
year until her death. Her comment on life in general was: ‘Fair
play’s good sport, and we’re all mortal worms.’ She also used to say:
‘While there’s wind and water a man’s all right.’
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