Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiographyGraves, Robert
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Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiography
Graves, Robert
Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Graves, Robert, 1895-1985; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, British
After so much shifting about during the war I disliked leaving home,
except to visit some well-ordered house where I could expect reasonable
comfort. But Nancy was always proposing sudden ‘bursts for freedom,’
and I used to come with her and usually enjoy them. In 1922 we used a
derelict baker’s van for a caravan ride down to the south-coast. We had
three children with us, Catherine as a four-months-old baby. It rained
every single day for the month we were away—and the problem of washing
and drying the baby’s napkins whenever we camped for the night—and the
problem of finding a farmer who would not mistake us for gypsies
and would be willing to let us pull into his field—and then the shaft
that twice dropped off when we were on hills—and twice the back of the
cart flew open and a child fell out on the road—and the difficulty of
getting oats for the horse (which had been five years on grass as being
too old for work) on country roads organized for motor traffic—and
cooking to be done in the open with usually a high wind and always rain
and the primus stove sputtering and flaring up. It was near Lewes that
we drew up on a strip of public land alongside the horse and van of a
Mr. Hicks, a travelling showman from Brighton. He told us many tricks
of the road and also the story of his life: ‘Yes, I saw the Reverend
Powers, Cantab, of Rodmell last week, and he, knowing my history, said:
“Well, Mr. Hicks, I suppose that in addressing you I should be right in
putting the letters b.a. after your name?” I said: “I have the
right to it certainly, but when a man’s down, you know how it is, he
does not like attaching a handle to his name.” For you must know, I was
once a master at Ardingly College.’
‘Indeed, Mr. Hicks, and where were you b.a.?’
‘Didn’t I just tell you, at Ardingly? I won a scholarship at the
beginning and they gave me the choice of going to Oxford or Winchester
or Cambridge or Eton. And I chose Winchester. But I was only there
a twelvemonth. No, I couldn’t stand it any longer owing to the
disgraceful corruption of the junior clergy and the undergraduates—you
understand, of course. I rub up a bit of the classic now and then, but
I like to forget those times. The other day, though, me and a young
Jew-boy who had cleaned up seventy-five pounds at the race meeting with
photographing and one thing and another, had a fine lark. I got out two
old mortarboards and a couple of gowns from the box in the van
where I keep them, and you should have seen us swaggering down Brighton
Pier, my boy.’ A few days later we stopped at a large mansion in
Hampshire, rented by Sir Lionel Philips, the South African financier,
whom Nancy knew. I found myself in an argument with him about socialist
economics, and he told me a story which I liked even better than Mr.
Hicks’. ‘I visited Kimberley recently and realized what a deep hole I
had made. Where, as a young man, I tore the first turf off with my bare
hands, they were now mining down half a mile.’
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