Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiographyGraves, Robert
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Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiography
Graves, Robert
Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Graves, Robert, 1895-1985; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, British
Very few boys at Charterhouse boxed and the boxing-room, which was over
the school confectionery shop, was a good place to meet Raymond, whom,
otherwise, I would not have been able to see often. I began boxing
seriously and savagely. Raymond said to me: ‘You know these cricketers
and footballers are all afraid of boxers, almost superstitious.
They won’t box themselves for fear of losing their good looks—the
inter-house competitions every year are such bloody affairs. But do you
remember the Mansfield, Waller and Taylor show? That’s a good tradition
to keep up.’
Of course I remembered. Two terms previously there had been a meeting
of the school debating society which I had attended. The committee
of the debating society was usually made up of sixth-form boys; the
debates were formal and usually dull, but in so far as there was any
intellectual life at Charterhouse, it was represented by the debating
society—and by _The Carthusian_, always edited by two members of this
committee; both institutions were free from influence of the masters.
Debates were always held in the school library on Saturday night.
One debate night the usual decorous conventions were broken by an
invasion of ‘the bloods.’ The bloods were the members of the cricket
and football elevens. They were the ruling caste at Charterhouse;
the eleventh man in the football eleven, though a member of the
under-fourth form, had a great deal more prestige than the most
brilliant classical scholar in the sixth. Even ‘Head of the School’ was
an empty title. There was not, however, an open warfare between
the sixth-form intellectuals and the bloods. The bloods were stupid
and knew it, and had nothing to gain by a clash; the intellectuals
were happy to be left alone. So this invasion of the bloods, who had
just returned from winning a match against the _Casuals_, and had
probably been drinking, caused the debating society a good deal of
embarrassment. The bloods disturbed the meeting by cheers and cat-cries
and slamming the library magazine-folders on the table. Mansfield, as
president of the society, called them to order, but they continued
the disturbance; so Mansfield closed the debate. The bloods thought
the incident finished, but it was not. A letter appeared in _The
Carthusian_ a few days later protesting against the bad behaviour in
the debating society of ‘certain First Eleven babies.’ Three sets of
initials were signed and they were those of Mansfield, Waller and
Taylor. The school was astonished by this suicidally daring act; it
waited for Korah, Dathan and Abiram to be swallowed up. The captain of
football is said to have sworn that he’d chuck the three signatories
into the fountain in Founder’s Court. But somehow he did not. The fact
was that this happened early in the autumn term and there were only
two other First Eleven colours left over from the preceding year; new
colours were only given gradually as the football season advanced. The
other rowdies had only been embryo bloods.
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