Good Intentions: Ship's Company, Part 3.Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Good Intentions: Ship's Company, Part 3.
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
"'I dursen't take the responserbility,' ses the cook. 'It might mean
bloodshed.'
"'You go and fetch 'im,' ses my missis. 'Never mind about the bloodshed.
I don't. Open the door!'
"She started banging on the door agin, and arter talking among themselves
for a time they moved off to the ship. They came back in three or four
minutes, and the cook 'eld up something in front of the window.
"'The boy 'ad got it,' he ses. 'Now shall I open the door and let your
missis in, or would you rather stay where you are in peace and
quietness?'
"I saw my missis jump at the key, and Bob and the others, laughing fit to
split their sides, 'olding her back. Then I heard a shout, and the next
moment Cap'n Tarbell came up and asked 'em wot the trouble was about.
"They all started talking at once, and then the cap'n, arter one look in
at the window, threw up his 'ands and staggered back as if 'e couldn't
believe his eyesight. He stood dazed-like for a second or two, and then
'e took the key out of the cook's 'and, opened the door, and walked in.
The four men was close be'ind 'im, and, do all she could, my missis
couldn't get in front of 'em.
"'Watchman!' he ses, in a stuck-up voice, 'wot does this mean? Laura
Lamb! wot 'ave you got to say for yourself? Where 'ave you been all the
evening?'
"'She's been to a music-'all with Bill,' ses the cook. 'We saw 'em.'
"'WOT?' ses the cap'n, falling back again. 'It can't be!'
"'It was them,' ses my wife. 'A little boy brought me a note telling me.
You let me go; it's my husband, and I want to talk to 'im.'
"'It's all right,' I ses, waving my 'and at Miss Lamb, wot was going to
speak, and smiling at my missis, wot was trying to get at me.
"'We went to look for you,' ses Miss Lamb, very quick. 'He said you were
at the music-'all, and as you 'adn't got my letter I thought it was very
likely.'
"'But I did get your letter,' ses the cap'n.
"'He said you didn't,' ses Miss Lamb.
"'Look 'ere,' I ses. 'Why don't you keep quiet and let me explain? I
can explain everything.'
"'I'm glad o' that, for your sake, my man,' ses the cap'n, looking at me
very hard. 'I 'ope you will be able to explain 'ow it was you came to
leave the wharf for three hours.'
"I saw it all then. If I split about Mrs. Plimmer, he'd split to the
guv'nor about my leaving my dooty, and I should get the sack. I thought
I should ha' choked, and, judging by the way they banged me on the back,
Bob and the cook thought so too. They 'elped me to a chair when I got
better, and I sat there 'elpless while the cap'n went on talking.
"'I'm no mischief-maker,' he ses; 'and, besides, p'r'aps he's been
punished enough. And as far as I'm concerned he can take this lady to a
music-'all every night of the week if 'e likes. I've done with her.'
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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