Gossip in the First Decade of Victoria's ReignAshton, John
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Gossip in the First Decade of Victoria's Reign
Ashton, John
Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
Like most boys, Jones had a keen appreciation of a feast, all the more
enjoyable because irregularly come by; and, when he was arrested, he was
found to have been sitting at his ease in one of the royal apartments,
regaling himself with some cold meat and potatoes, which he had conveyed
upstairs in his handkerchief. On being questioned how he obtained an
entrance, his reply was, “the same way as before”; and he boasted,
moreover, that he could, at any time he pleased, get into the palace; but
he was extremely taciturn, and refused to satisfy curiosity, more
particularly on this point.
What he confessed at his examination by the Privy Council is not known,
as the proceedings were in private, reporters being excluded, and the
public were left in possession of only the above bare facts. He
persisted that the only motive for his intrusion was to hear the
conversation at Court, and to write an account of it; but this plea of
simplicity did not save him from a repetition of his old sentence of
three months imprisonment in the House of Correction, with the
uncomfortable addition, this time, of hard labour. Perhaps the best
punishment for this juvenile addition of Paul Pry would have been that
suggested by the _Satirist_, in the following paragraph: “As the urchin
Jones, in a letter to his father, stated that his reason for entering the
Queen’s house was to ‘seek for noose, in order to rite a book,’ it is a
matter of general regret that, instead of magnifying the affair into Home
Office importance, the young rogue was not accommodated with a rope’s
end.” His visit, however, necessitated the appointment of three
additional sentries at the palace.
What became of him afterwards, nobody knows and nobody cares, but, one
thing is certain, he was _persuaded_ to go to sea, and _Punch_ (born 17
July) devotes a page (vol. i., p. 46) to “The Boy Jones’s Log,” a portion
of which is as follows:
“This mellancholly reflexion threw me into a poeticle fitte, and
though I was werry uneasy in my _stommik_, and had nothing to rite on
but my _chest_, I threw off as follows in a few 2nds, and arterards
sung it to the well-none hair of ‘Willy Reilly’:—
“Oakum to me, {156} ye sailors bold,
Wot plows upon the sea;
To you I mean for to unfold
My mournful historie.
So pay attention to my song,
And quick-el-ly shall appear,
How innocently, all along,
I was in-weigle-ed here.
“One night, returnin home to bed,
I walk’d through Pim-li-co,
And, twigging of the Palass, sed,
‘I’m _Jones_ and In-i-go.’
But afore I could get out, my boys,
Pollise-man 20A,
He caught me by the corderoys,
And lugged me right a-way.
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