Walter. Nothing, probably. He gave me an expensive education.
Ste. Then he made a bad investment if it's only worth £150 a year to you
to-day. I had no education and I'm worth--well, never mind. Lucy, tell
him what I've been telling you to-night.
Lucy. What you told me?
Ste. Don't repeat my words like a fool. Go on. You've got your chance of
talking now.
Lucy. But----
Ste. So like a woman to be backward at tongue-wagging, isn't it?
Lucy (_as if repeating a lesson_). You told me that mother left me money
which you've, increased by investment till it's now capable of yielding
£1,000 a year, and since my twenty-first birthday a week ago the money
lies to my credit at the bank.
Ste. That's right. Now, my gallant £3 a weeker, what have you got to say
to that?
Walter. Of course I didn't know.
Ste. No. I'll gamble you didn't. You fancied I lived in a small house
because I couldn't afford a big 'un. That's a regular Polygon notion.
You're used to their way of living up to your income and as much beyond
as you've pluck for. When a man's worked as hard as I have he don't
spend as fast as he earns. He sticks to what he's got.
Walter. I knew you were a successful man, sir.
Ste. I've made my way. I began low and I'm no class now, bar what they
think of me at the bank--and that's a fat lot more than they think of
any fine Polygon gentlemen. Would you like to know where Lucy's bit
comes from?
Walter. Really, I'm----
Ste. Her grandfather kept the _Black Bull_. That's where it was made,
except what I've added to it. Stinks of beer, that money does. Pubs were
a good thing in his time for a landlord that kept off the drink.
Walter. I've no doubt it was honestly made.
Ste. Aye, ye _would_ think that now you fancy your chance of fingering
it. It was made in the way of business same as my own was, and that
means the best man won and he hadn't time to stand still and think about
honesty. Too busy downing the other fellow for that. And now you've got
it. That's me, sir, builder and contractor, and married a publican's
daughter. Feeling as keen set on Lucy as you were?
Walter. I don't believe very much in artificial class distinctions, Mr.
Verity.
Ste. Don't you? Not in your business hours, you mean. Not so long as you
remember you're a parson.
Lucy. Father! (_Rises._)
Ste. Well, what's the matter with you? Do you want to marry him?
Lucy. Yes.
Ste. You're a fool. You've £1,000 a year. You're an heiress. He's a
pauper..
Walter. I'm not a pauper, but I quite agree.
From the worldly point of view----
Ste. It's the only view I care-about. (_To Lucy._) With your money you
can look high.
Lucy. Thanks, father. When I want to buy a husband, I'll let you know.
I'm thinking of marrying one at present.
Ste. (_immensely surprised_). Hullo! Showing spirit, are you? (_Rises._)
Lucy. It's the first time, if I am.
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