Chauff. (_at door_). Yus, and aw'll droive quick for once through
Carrington and charnce it. The kids 'ad better look aloive. (_Looking
back at Stephen._) Aw'll tell 'em when aw droive into the old garage
in the Westminster Rowd abaht meetin' a real loive alderman. They'll be
sending rand from Fleet Street to interview me abaht it.
(_Exit Chauffeur, leaving door open._)
Jim (_closing door--to Walter_). I'm sorry you've been spoken to like
that in my room, sir. Civil tongues don't cost nothing.
Walter (_smiling_). That's a type of modern progress. The new man, Mr.
Pilling.
Jim. Then I'd as lief have the old.
Ste. That's where you're wrong, Jim Pilling. This fellow's up-to-date.
He'd never be content to let his children play in the streets. He'd----
Jim. No. He'd drive over them.
Dick (_who's been clutching Sally's skirts, staring_). Boo hoo!
(_Sally bends down._)
Ste. (_all ostentatious sympathy_). What's to do?
Dick. My knee's hurting. (_Holding it up._) I falled on it.
Sally (_examining it_). It's only bruised.
Jim (_looking at the knee_). Got any plaster?
Sally. I think so. (_Opens drawer in the dresser and searches._) I ought
to have.
Jim (_watches her_). What's that?
Sally. That's no good. Corn plaster. There's Beecher's Pills and Wood's
Sarsaperilla and every mortal thing except the one you want.
Walter (_reprovingly_). Patent medicines, Mrs. Pilling. (_Back to
fire._)
(_Dick on stool, watching Sally._)
Sally (_justifying herself_). They've all got the Government stamp, sir.
Ste. (_who has taken out a pocket hook, eyeing Dick with what he thinks
is benevolence_). I generally have some plaster in my pocket. (_But he
looks in vain._) No, none there. Sorry, Mrs. Pilling.
Sally. I'd better take him to the chemist's. (_She gets a purse from the
dresser._)
Dick. Don't want no chemists. Want my supper.
Sally. You'll have your supper when we get back. Come and see the man
who lives behind the big red bottles.
(_Dick consents to go. Exeunt Sally and Dick._)
Ste. (_triumphantly_). Anybody got anything to say against a recreation
ground _now_.
Walter. Neither of us ever had, I hope.
Ste. You'd a lot to say about the rates.
Jim. And I didn't see the use of pulling houses down to make room where
houses are scarce.
Ste. We shan't pull down many.
Jim. It'll be a small ground then. (_Sits R. of table._)
Ste. (_with quiet triumph_). About ten acres.
Jim. You'll have to pull down streets on streets to find ten acres.
Ste. We shall pull down just five houses. (_Sits L. of table._) No more
and no less.
Jim. Five houses!
Walter (_startled_). Five, Mr. Verity?
Ste. (_with bluster_). Yes. Five houses, I said.
Walter (_puzzled_). Then you must be thinking of--oh, but that's
ridiculous.
Ste. And why is it ridiculous, Mr. Montgomery?
Walter. The Polygon's the only place that applies to.
Ste. Well, why shouldn't I be thinking of the Polygon?
Walter. Are you?
Ste. Yes..
Walter. But the Polygon is----
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