Graham's Magazine, Vol. XIX, No. 5, November 1841Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XIX, No. 5, November 1841
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
“The race was now at its height. The uproar was tremendous. Up flew the
windows, and out popped the heads. The women shrieked, the pigs
squealed, the men laughed, the boys cheered, and a dozen curs hurried
yelping and snapping at Thunderer’s heels, who, alarmed at the hue and
cry around him, pricked up his ears, snorted, and fairly taking the bit
in his teeth, went off at a frantic pace. You would have died with
laughter had you seen Slashbey then. Holding on to the rein with one
hand, he grasped the mane desperately with the other, and, sticking his
feet up to the heels in the stirrup, he leaned forward until he lay
almost prostrate on the horse’s neck, while the tails of his coat flying
up behind disclosed the fair rotundity beneath, over which his shining
new buff cassimeres were stretched as tight as a drum-head. At every
leap he bounced three feet from the saddle. The shouts of the _posse_ in
his rear increased, while the captain’s rueful looks behind became more
frequent. Some cried ‘murder,’ others bawled ‘stop thief.’ The
perspiration poured down the captain’s cheeks. He gasped for breath.
And, to crown all, as he got opposite his charmer’s dwelling, a puff of
wind swept off his wig—for his hat had been left in the court house in
his hurry—and the envied locks sailing away to the rear amid convulsive
shouts of laughter on the part of the crowd, betrayed the bald pate of
Slashbey glistening like burnished silver in the sun.
“‘Go it, fat ’un, and never mind the scratch,’ roared a ragged
spectator, who was fairly dancing with delight.
“‘Hip—ho—heave ahead there,’ shouted another, shieing a missile at the
fugitive.
“‘Whow—whow—whoa,’ halloed others, running out in front of Thunderer
and waving their arms and hats before his eyes, but scampering hither
and thither as soon as the frightened steed drew near.
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“The captain felt his heart sink within him at this accumulation of
disasters, and he could scarcely summon courage to look up, but he made
a desperate effort, and—oh! shades of the gallant tenth—there was his
mistress at the window pointing to his glossy pate, and laughing until
the tears ran out of her eyes.
“The captain felt that his last hope was gone, and in a moment of
despair would have reined in his horse, but Thunderer took the matter in
his own hands and kept on at a thrashing pace, amid the shouts and
pelting of the crowd. He dashed down the cross-street, clattered over
the bridge, and in a few minutes crossed the brow of the neighboring
hill in a cloud of dust. The motley group in pursuit kept on, but when
Thunderer’s mettle was up there wasn’t his match in the whole county, so
that before long, one after another of the _posse_ drew in, leaving only
the sheriff and his deputies in pursuit. These, too, gave out before
they reached the vicinity of the enchanted land, in other words, the
cedar swamps this side of Squankum.
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