Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXX, No. 5, May 1847Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXX, No. 5, May 1847
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
“Very well, Aidey, we’ll try. ‘Worse than lose we can’t,’ as Mike Gorman
said, when the doctor pulled out his tooth; do you stop diggin’ here
along with me to-day, it’s the least you can do. I have a famous dinner
here in the basket—we’ll ate that soon, and then we’ll have a
tremendious, grand, famous appetite by evening; and my hand and word to
you, we shall have enough and lavins at dinner to-day.”
“Do you think so, Mehicle? God bless you for sayin’ so! I always heard
you had a great head for these things.”
“Yes, maybe I have; but two heads are always better than one, even
supposin’ they were no better than a couple of boiled pigs’ heads.”
With this profound reflection, they set to work, and with the help of
the dinner which Mehicle had brought, and the tibbacky, managed to dig a
good piece of the stubbles; and when evening came on, they made their
way over the hill to Brian Mungavan’s house.
“And now,” said Mehicle, “do you introduce me just as your friend, but
say nothing whatever about the match; lave all that to my management.”
They went in accordingly, and were welcomed, civilly by Mrs. Mungavan,
coolly enough by Mr. Mungavan; but as for Miss Mungavan, it may not be
too great a presumption to suppose that the fault would not lie in
_that_ quarter, were the match not made.
Dinner, the much dreaded dinner, was announced; and, as faithful
historians, we must say, too, _what_ was for dinner. There were, then, a
couple of good sized fat fowls, a turkey, too, and some bacon, with a
proportionate supply of cabbage. Miss Mungavan, on being asked the dish
of her choice, preferred, for certain reasons of her own, the delicate
_breast_ of the turkey; Mehicle, before whom were placed the fowls, not
a little to the astonishment of all, who stared at so unusual a
proceeding, clapped one on Aidey’s plate, and kept the other himself,
observing that “it wasn’t worth while to be dividin’ them for birds.”
Mr. Brian Mungavan, from old custom, gobbled up his bacon and cabbage
with all celerity; but when he raised his eyes, and beheld the fierce
and determined attack on the good things, he evidently foresaw it was
useless to give the accustomed order to “take away;” for that if given,
it would remain perfectly unheeded.
A fowl a-piece, with the bacon and various other appurtenances, was not
a bit too much for men who possessed such keen appetites as Aidey and
Mehicle; Miss Mungavan, as she had some one to keep her in countenance,
also transgressed the rules, and doubtless enjoyed her share; the old
woman, her mother, had enough; in short, it was a great day for that
family. A dinner so completely discussed, was there, a rare occurrence.
Such a day had never before been seen; but it was but a trifling
forerunner of what was to come.
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