Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXXVII, No. 1, July 1850Various
General
Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXXVII, No. 1, July 1850
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
Shakspeare, with his customary acuteness of observation, declares that
there are “both land-rats and water-rats.” Some other immortal genius
has made the startling discovery that there are both water-sharks and
land-sharks; and we find that in each of these generic divisions there
is more specific arrangement than we have leisure or inclination to
discuss. The engraver has supplied us with a specimen of one variety of
the land-shark, which may be distinguished at a glance by the globular
symbols at the end of the tail—the use or meaning of which has never
been clearly explained, though the world has been favored with many
ingenious hypotheses in relation to the subject. The common opinion is
that the three balls are significative of the fact, that should the
animal get possession of any of your property, it is _two to one_ that
you will never recover it. Others say that as balls have a remarkable
facility in going down hill, they significantly point out the route you
are likely to take should you venture to have any dealings with this
formidable creature.
The least observation of the picture will convince you that there is
speculation in the eye of this land-shark. Mark the eager expression! so
much like that you may have observed in the glance of his maritime
brother, as he ogled you from his billowy alcove. See the open mouth,
and teeth displayed, as if prepared for a “bite.” Judging from the
“valence” (as Hamlet calls it,) at the bottom of the visage, we opine
that this animal does not shave _himself_—though he is said to shave
his victims rather closely. The beard, by the way, is regarded as a
hereditary characteristic of this devouring race—the origin of which is
traced to Lombardy. The ancient inhabitants of that country were called
_Longobardi_, which name some etymologists derive from Latin words,
signifying long-beards. Among these unshaven gentry, it appears,
pawn-broking, the most remorseless kind of shaving, was first
established. From this seminary of shavers, the whole world was supplied
with professors—fellows remarkable for great latitude of conscience as
well as longitude of beard; benevolent fellows, too, always ready to
accommodate the needy with a loan, “on the most agreeable terms”—as
some of them promise to do, _per_ advertisement, at the present day; the
phrase, “most agreeable terms,” being understood to signify one hundred
and fifty per cent. per annum! This moderate rate of interest is
continued down to our own times, showing that the pawn-broker is piously
attached to the usages of his ancestors, while others, in the race for
improvement, are constantly trampling, with profane feet, on the ashes
of the venerable dead.
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