Shaking his head deprecatingly, the twenty-seventh vice-president
stood before the desk of the next highest official in the Rear-Sobucks
hierarchy.
"Well, Wheeler," V.R. clipped without looking up. "What is it this
time?"
"I'm afraid Netath didn't take too kindly to our gesture."
"Netath? Netath?" V.R. milked the name for its significance.
"Ogarm Netath. The prime minister of that Gauyuth place. The automatic
bather."
"Oh, _that_ one."
Wheeler handed over the space-o-gram and V.R. muttered through the
message:
Dear Sir:
I'm sure you made a mistake filling my order. You've got to come
pick up your shipment right away. We're up to our ears and it's
shaking us to pieces.
Yours in disappointment,
Ogarm Netath,
Prime Minister
Growling, V.R. dropped an effervescent pill into a glass of water. "You
can't get anywhere with these back-planet bumpkins. I doubt that this
Netath ever _had_ a bath. Send him a Supplementary Manual of Operating
Instructions."
Wheeler started for the door.
But V.R. called after him. "And bill the prime minister for that
article. It'll teach him to show a little bit of appreciation."
* * * * *
Titus winced before the persistent tremors that came through the floor
of his cellar. He made another adjustment on the gravity control
deflecting the planetoid's center of pseudomass another few feet. The
ground beneath him finally quieted.
"Three days," he mumbled, dragging himself up the stairs.
Edna received him with hands on hips. "Three days--what?"
"Getting things balanced again."
"What are you going to do about all that stuff cluttering up our
beautiful planetoid?" She was near tears.
With Edna dogging his steps, he returned to the veranda, where his
julep was now quite thin and warm in the rays of the setting sun.
"We'll have to find out where it came from first," he said, staring
dismally over the mountains of machinery and grain, the tumbled stacks
of crates and barrels and kegs, the lesser rows of wheeled and winged
vehicles.
"Seems to me," Edna persisted, "that the invoices will show that." She
gestured at what remained of the stacks of printed forms.
The rest of the slips were strewn over the ground as far as he could
see. "Only the _first_ sheet will show the origin--_if_ we could ever
find it," Titus explained.
He went out to the air car, warmed it up and sent it churning skyward.
Near the attenuated top of the atmosphere, he was able to see exactly
how much extraneous stuff had been dumped on his world. The main area
of disposal seemed to have been within a two-mile radius of the house.
An ever-widening helical course, wending its way alternately from night
to day, eventually brought him on a great circle that sliced over both
poles. Then, with his searchlights still burning, he spiraled inward,
covering the other hemisphere. The rest of his world was in primal
order.
He started for home around the daylight side.
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