Gray youth: The story of a very modern courtship and a very modern marriageOnions, Oliver
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Gray youth: The story of a very modern courtship and a very modern marriage
Onions, Oliver
Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Women -- Social and moral questions -- Fiction
Lady Tasker was rigid. Perhaps Stan would have been better advised to
cast his spell over those who were going up in the world, and not on
those who, like themselves, were coming down or barely holding their
own. Again he went on, pointing engagingly at the small pot.
"But just try it," he urged, pushing the pot under his aunt's nose.
"It isn't what this man says or--I mean, it doesn't cost you anything
to try it. A free trial invited. Here's the recipe, look, on the
bottle--carefully selected Banyans, best cane sugar, lemon-juice
refined by a patent process, and a touch of tabasco. The makers'
guarantee on every label--none genuine without it--have a go!"
With a "Really, Stan!" Lady Tasker had turned away in her chair,
revolted. "And do you expect to go to a house again after an exhibition
like that?" she asked over her shoulder.
"Eh?" said Stan, a little discomfited. "Too much salesman about it,
d'you think? Brooks warned me about that. Fact is, he had a chap in as
a sort of object-lesson. This chap came in--I didn't know they had
schools and classes for this kind of thing, did you?--this chap came
in, and I was supposed to be somebody who didn't want the stuff at any
price, and he'd got to sell it to me whether I wanted it or not, and
old Brooks said to me, 'Now ask him how much the beastly muck is,' and
a lot of facers like that, and so we'd a set-to.... Then, when the
fellow had gone, he said he'd had him in just to show me how _not_ to
do it.... But he was an ingenious sort of beast, and I can't get his
talk out of my head. I'd thought of having a shot at it to-night, but
perhaps I'd better practise a bit more first. Thanks awfully for the
criticism, Aunt Grace. If you don't mind I'll practise on you as we go
along. I'm dining with a man to-night, but I'd better be sure of my
ground.--Now what about having the Bits in, Dot?"
"I think I hear them coming," said Dorothy, whose demureness had not
given as much as a flicker. Perhaps she was wondering whether she could
spare the sovereign His Impudence would presently ask her for.
The door opened, and Noel and Jackie stood there with a nurse behind
them. Noel walked stoutly in. Jackie, not yet very firm on his pins,
bumbled after him like an overladen bee.
III
THE "NOVUM"
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