Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
Mama yanked the buggy whip from its holder and gave Dale a quick, sharp
whack that made him fairly fly on up the road! It was the first time
I'd ever seen Mama do that. She wouldn't let him slow down, not even
when we got to the Goode place.
"Ain't we gonna stop and read none to Mister Malcolm?"
"No, hon. I've changed my mind."
"I want to play mumble-peg with Wallace! Mama, Wallace can throw
mumble-peg knives better'n Wiley, or anybody!"
Mama didn't answer or say another word. She kept Dale trotting on, fast
as he could go.
In a few more minutes we were going up the hill in front of our house.
Dale started turning off the road to go to our wide gate, just like he
always did, but Mama made him pull the buggy back into the sandy ruts.
"No, Dale, we need to go on up to the store!" She gave him another hard
flip with the reins.
"We're going to Papa's store?"
"Yeah, hon. I've got to talk to your papa. But you won't even have to
get out. When we get there, you can just sit in the buggy while I run
in and speak to Papa a second."
"I gotta get me some candy!"
"I'll bring you a piece of candy. You just stay in the buggy."
When Mama came out of the store, Papa was with her. Papa was frowning
and looking down at the ground, and Mama was looking at Papa. He rubbed
his hand across the back of his neck and whispered something I couldn't
hear.
He walked on over to the mulberry tree to untie Dale's bridle, while
Mama gathered up her skirt and climbed back up into the buggy.
"Did you get my candy?"
"Your papa's got you a piece."
He handed me a long peppermint stick. "Bandershanks?" he said.
"Sir?"
"I want you to tell us what all you heard Mister Ward say to Miss
Ophelia this evening when you went down to their spring. Every word.
Understand?"
"Yes, sir." I turned my peppermint stick over and licked the other
side.
"Well? Start telling us."
"Miss Ophelia was crying."
"What had Mister Ward said to make her cry?"
"He said, 'Won't that be a beaut?'"
"What was gonna be so pretty?"
"I couldn't see nothing, Papa. Just the branch. And tadpoles in the
water."
"What else did Mister Ward say?"
"He ain't gonna plant no more cotton. Just corn. And he ain't gonna buy
no sugar from you."
"Sugar? And corn? Hmm. Hon, what did Miss Ophelia say about the corn
and sugar?"
"She said, 'Ward, don't do it.'"
"Don't do what?"
"Don't say nothing about shooting."
"Yeah? Go on! What else?"
"'Don't make the moon shine.'"
"_Moonshine_? Great Jehoshaphat and gully dirt! Nannie, take this baby
home! Don't let her out of your sight!"
"Papa, you mad at me?"
"No, hon. You're a sweet girl. You and Mama go on home now, and you
help her milk the cows and fix supper. I'll be there directly, and
maybe I'll bring you another stick of candy."
"Peppermint?"
"Yeah. Peppermint!"
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