Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
"Get a hustle on! Girl, you is big enough to flop one of these churn
dashers!"
"I'm big too, Huldie! Can I flop some?"
"Sho', baby. We's got two churns and two dashers, and more nice green
cabbage heads than you can shake a stick at!"
Huldie handed one of the churn dashers to Shoogie, the other to me.
Then she and Doanie dumped a thick layer of sliced cabbage leaves into
the bottom of each churn and sprinkled on lots of salt.
"Now, you girls can start beatin' hit down. Here, baby," Huldie showed
me, "make the dasher go up and down just like this was a churn o'
clabbered milk. That's the way! Wham hard! We's gotta mash them leaves
till the water runs out and melts that salt. Then we can put in some
more."
Shoogie and I kept pounding away. I saw her reach down into her churn
and get a handful of the salty, bruised cabbage and eat it, so I tried
some. It was good!
I ate more and more of it, but after a while I got to where I couldn't
bear to put another bite of the briny shreds into my mouth. Jogging the
dasher up and down wasn't fun any more, either.
Shoogie's arms got tired, but Huldie said we couldn't quit. As soon as
her grandma wasn't watching, Shoogie sidled over to me and whispered,
"Bandershanks, tell her your arms is wore slap out. Say, 'Huldie, my
poor little arms is a-killin' me! Please let me and Shoogie quit!'
She'll pay you some mind. Then we can go play!"
"But, Shoogie—"
"Say hit! You wants to play, don't you?" Shoogie scooted back to her
churn.
"Huldie?" I said.
"What, baby?"
"My poor little arms is a-killin' me. Shoogie said— I mean, let
Shoogie— I mean, please let me— My poor little arms is—"
Huldie and Doanie started laughing so I couldn't finish what Shoogie
wanted me to say.
"Law, y'all is a pair o' sly ones! Shoogie, you the one what's puttin'
this baby up to tellin' such as this. Her poor little arms! Why, you is
got the child talkin' just like you does! Tell you what: me and
Doanie'll let you both rest them poor little wore-out arms right now!
Y'all trot down yonder to the gully at the syrup mill and fetch us two
good-sized rocks so's we can hold down the kraut in the brine water.
Don't just pick up the first ones you sees. Find some that is nice and
flat and smooth."
Shoogie grabbed my hand. "Come on, Bandershanks, let's go. I's gonna
show you how I can jump clean 'cross that gully—where hit's way deep!"
We ran through the horse lot, past the pigpens, and down the lane as
far as the calf pasture. Then we climbed the rail fence and went
farther on toward Huldie's house and the syrup mill, till we came to
the place where Shoogie wanted to jump across the gully.
The gully was deep, and wide—too deep and wide for me. But Shoogie
leaped back and forth across it so many times she was out of breath.
"Let's get them rocks now, Bandershanks. I sees some just right, there
in the bottom. All we's gotta do is pick 'em up and wipe off the gully
dirt."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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