Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
"I see Ned aims to buy coal oil."
"How come he's got that old wrinkled Irish 'tater sticking on the spout
of his can, Papa?"
"To keep his oil from sloshing out when he starts home."
The dog clambered up the steps behind Ned and followed him inside. As
soon as she could spread herself out in the middle of the floor, she
took a long, deep breath and closed her eyes.
"'Evenin', Mister Jodie."
"'Evening, Ned."
Papa looked back down at the tired, fat dog. "'Pears to me like you're
in the dog-raising business, Ned."
"Yes, suh. Sylvie, she gwine t' find puppies pretty soon."
"Is she any 'count?"
"Yes, suh, Mister Jodie. She sho' is. Sylvie 'bout the best coon hound
I's raised yet. She sho' know how to tree 'possums, too. Folks done a'
ready askin' for the puppies. But I saves one for you, Mister Jodie,
iffen you wants hit."
"I wouldn't mind having two, Ned. 'Course I've got five or six young
dogs, but a man can't hardly get too many good dogs. Well, what can I
do for you this evening, Ned?"
"I needs me a nickel worth o' coal oil, Mister Jodie. And I wants to
talk with you. I wants you to 'vise me, Mister Jodie." Ned let his
talking go down low. "Hit's Mister Ward. He don't act right. I's
uneasy."
"What's he done? Does he want you to move?"
"No, suh. I wish he did. I wish he'd run me off. He don't do that,
'cause ain't nobody else gwine t' move on his place."
"You could leave, couldn't you?"
"No, suh. Not 'zactly. You see, I owes Mister Ward a right smart money.
And I ain't movin' off owin' a man. That ain't right. 'Tain't right, no
more'n it's right for a white man to run off a colored man when the
crops is half made. You knows that, Mister Jodie."
"Yeah, I know, Ned. Still, we see a good bit of both. It's like Doctor
Elton says: 'Rascals come in all colors, 'specially black and white.'"
Ned didn't say anything.
"Mister Ward drinks considerable, don't he?"
"He sho' do, Mister Jodie. I tell you the big trouble. When Mister
Ward's drinkin', he say one thing. Then when his head's clear, he do
somethin' else."
"That's the way with a drinking man."
"Mister Jodie, you knows that white folks has got their ways, and us
blacks has got our'n. We all works the ground together; then our roads
just naturally parts at the field gate. That's awright. Everybody knows
where he stands. A man likes to know where he stands."
"Yeah, Ned."
"When a white man wants to talk crops and such, he sends for you. He
don't come to your house. Mister Ward, he funny. One time, he come and
say his wife sick and want my Eulah to come do the wash. Eulah, she
gets up there, Miss Ophelia not sick! She not to home. Miss Dink, she
gone, too. And he come 'bout this and 'bout that all the time. Yestidy
he done brung a hoe. Wants me to sharpen hit with a file. Mister Jodie,
there just ain't no call for sharp hoes here this time o' summer. Crops
is near 'bout laid by. Gardens, they's dried up. There ain't no hoein'
to do!"
"Well, Ned, I—"
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