Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
"Ward? Wonder what he's up to? I heard talk he's aiming to buy the old
Crawford place."
"He may be aiming to. But Jodie says Ward couldn't raise a dollar for a
dead man's eye! Why Jodie ever gave him credit at the store all last
year and this spring I just can't see. There's no telling how much that
man owes Jodie! 'Course I sorta pity Ophelia and all their young'uns
and Miss Dink."
"Yeah, Nannie, I know. Maybe Ward will settle up what he owes in a
month or so—soon as he sells his cotton."
"He didn't last fall. Right after he hauled his first bale to town he
let Jodie have seven dollars on account—seven dollars, mind you—and
that's the last copper Jodie collected."
"Nannie, this evening soon as Jodie gets in from the store, send me
word. I'm anxious to hear what he's gonna have to say 'bout that
automobile."
"Sure, Pa. I'll send you word."
Just at dark Mama sent the word, all right. By me. Grandpa was busy
trying to get the smut and smoke out of a lamp chimney. He couldn't go
talk to Papa about anything right then, he said. He had a dishpan full
of soapy water, and he kept sloshing the water through the chimney.
Grandma, propped up in her bed like always, was eating her supper and
watching Grandpa.
"Thad, you ought'a get a rag and wash that chimney right."
"Bandershanks, tell Jodie I'll come on as soon as I can put some oil in
these dratted lamps!"
"Quit muttering and complaining, Thad. A-body can't expect lamps to
give out a decent light if they don't keep the wicks trimmed and the
chimneys polished—and put oil in them!"
Grandpa said for me to run on back home before I heard him say what he
was thinking.
"Just tell Nannie not to wait supper on me, Bandershanks. I'll be out
there directly, though."
We did wait. All of us sat down around the supper table to wait-that
is, all except Wiley. Papa sent him back out to the hall washstand to
rewash his gritty hands.
Mama and Papa kept talking back and forth over the top of my head,
mainly about how little milk old Moolie was giving. Papa said it wasn't
time for her to go dry, 'cause she wouldn't freshen till spring. Mama
thought what Moolie really needed was a few more cotton seeds and lots
of pea-vine hay.
I couldn't hear what Mierd and Irene were saying. Aunt Lovie had let
Irene come to spend the night with Mierd, and they were over on the
bench against the wall, whispering and giggling about something. I
wished I knew what was so funny. But, there was no way to find out, for
I was way across the table, up in my high chair. Well, it wasn't
exactly mine, and it wasn't exactly high. It was a little oak chair
some old, old grandpa man had whittled out for Papa when he was a boy.
But, I always sat in it. The good thing about it was that over on the
side next to Mama's chair, the arm was missing. So, when I got sleepy,
all I had to do was lean right over into her lap. Besides that, it had
a brand new cowhide bottom with fur that sort of tickled my legs.
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