Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
He didn't even have time to explain to me what he meant about "a plain
case of arson," and "just circumstantial evidence that wouldn't stand
up in court," and about the Law giving him some kind of run-around. He
explained it all to Mama, though. He told her that Ward laughed in his
face, and that Doctor Elton said later that a man who drank himself
into a stupor all the time was plain sick.
One night I overheard Papa telling Mama, "This is one time I almost
wish I wasn't a deacon and that I didn't believe what the Bible says
about not paying back evil for evil."
"I know, Jodie. It's hard, but the only way to live is by the Bible.
And it teaches, 'Recompense to no man evil for evil.'"
"Nannie, I'm holding my breath for fear of what the benighted fool will
do next"
"I declare, Jodie, you're gonna wear out the soles of your boots pacing
the floor! Please sit down. He can't harm the child, or any of us—not
with us and everybody else in the settlement watching."
In a few more weeks, after Papa got the carpenters started on building
the new store, he quit pacing the floor every night.
And when the store was finished, Papa helped me draw two pictures of it
to send off in the mail to my big brothers, who just kept on staying in
the army.
Clyde wrote back that he was keeping his picture in a knapsack. Walker
wrote that he was going to take his with him all the way to France. He
didn't say when he was going or how long he might stay, and Mama almost
cried.
The very next day—right in the middle of a tea party I was having with
my doll and Mierd's old cat Nero—I heard Mama laughing and crying, all
at the same time! I hid the tea cakes from Nero and ran to see about
Mama. She was talking on the phone to Papa and whispered to me what it
was about.
I ran quick to tell Grandma Ming.
"Grandma! Grandma! Kaiser Bill ain't gonna cut off my hands! Yours
neither!" I was fairly yelling as I dashed into Grandma Ming's house
and up to the side of her bed.
"Bandershanks, baby, what in this round world are you talking about?"
"The phone ringed, and Mama was just a-laughing and a-crying and
couldn't hardly talk! I asked her, 'What's the matter?' And she said,
'The war's over!' I said, 'Is the old Kaiser coming?' And Mama said, 'O
Lord, no!'" I stopped a minute to catch my breath. "So, Grandma, Kaiser
Bill ain't coming! He ain't gonna cross the ocean to cut off little
kids' and old women's arms and legs!"
Grandma didn't say a word.
"Ain't you glad, Grandma?"
She just sat up in bed a little bit straighter and went on knitting and
knitting, and her needles went on clicking and clicking. She looked at
me over the gold rims of her eyeglasses. Then, all of a sudden, Grandma
threw down her knitting and started calling Grandpa Thad as loud as she
could holler!
"Thad! Thad! Oh, Thad!"
He didn't answer.
"Baby, run fast and find your grandpa! Tell him to make haste and
com'ere!"
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