Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
"It's turning off so cold, y'all reckon anybody else will come?" Aunt
Lovie asked. "We may have plenty of time."
"I know Miss Maime won't be here," Mama told my aunts. "She went with
Doctor Elton back over to see about Ophelia this morning."
"Ophelia. Has her baby—"
"It was born late yesterday evening. I thought you'd heard about it,
Vic."
"No."
"It's another boy. That makes six boys and three girls for Ophelia and
Ward."
"Has this one got kinky red hair?"
"Yes. He's Ward made over, the doctor told Jodie."
"Is Ophelia getting on all right?"
"Miss Maime said she thought she'd be all right. The baby's a fine big
thing. Weighed nine pounds! And not a blemish on him."
"Nannie, tell Vic what that loon Ward did Saturday night."
"Maybe you've already heard, Vic. I know you have if you've seen Verdie
Goode."
"No. What now?"
"I won't go into any details on account of little pitchers with big
ears. Just keep your windows bolted down at night. Verdie got the scare
of her life. Hal was home, of course, and he got his gun and shot up in
the air. That scared him away."
"For pity sakes!"
"Men in the settlement met at our house yesterday evening, but Doctor
Elton had to leave before they decided just what to do."
Mama and my aunts were forever talking so I couldn't understand. Almost
every time they got together one of them would mention "a little
pitcher with big ears." They'd never tell me where the pitcher was.
Finally, I quit asking.
"Is Verdie coming this evening?"
"She can't," Aunt Lovie said. "They've got company from town, so she
sent word to get me to take the minutes. 'Course Lida Belle Bailey
won't be here either. She never does meet with us any more. Do y'all
realize that woman hasn't put her foot in this church in over three
months? I think the whole Bailey family ought to be brought before the
congregation, myself. If they're not gonna attend services, we ought to
'whop 'em out,' as the saying is."
"Well, Lovie," Mama told my older aunt, "I found out why Lida Belle
won't come to Missionary Society. She's afraid we'll call on her to
read."
"Read?"
"She don't know how!"
"For goodness sakes! I knew Wes never went to school a day in his life.
That's what worried me and Dan both when he got elected Justice of the
Peace. But I figured surely Lida Belle had had some schooling. Y'all
reckon that's how come all their boys are so backward in their books?"
"Yes," Aunt Vic said, "Mister Shepherd told me yesterday, when we
started getting up the Christmas program, that the boys don't get any
help at home. Mister Shepherd thought it was a wonder the three of them
ever learned their letters."
Aunt Lovie got up and moved closer to the heater. "Nannie, did you know
that Lida Belle and Wes have let Addie Mae quit school and go off down
in Louisiana?" Aunt Lovie always knew everything about everybody,
especially if it was sort of bad.
"Yes, Lovie. Wes was telling Jodie that his aunt begged them to let her
come and spend a while."
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