Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
As soon as Mama went inside, she and Aunt Lovie started talking about
the sagging old benches. They looked at the one with the bad bottom.
"It ought'a be either fixed or thrown away," Mama said. She took hold
of one slat and shook it. The whole pew almost fell apart.
"Every last one of them should be taken out and chopped up for
firewood!" Aunt Lovie declared. "Then we'd have to get new benches. Pa
used to say that when the old church was built the carpenters just
nailed together some scrap lumber to use temporarily—till the
congregation could buy regular pews. Then, when we put up this church,
we foolishly brought the old things on over here."
"Yes, I know," Mama said. "That temporary business turned into a long
time. Forty years or more!"
I left Mama and Aunt Lovie still talking about the pitiful condition of
the church. Mierd and Sally were shrieking and fluttering around like
two young setting hens, so I had to find out what they were looking at
out the middle window.
It was just Wiley and Wallace Goode and the big boys with the Christmas
tree. They were at the corner of the building trying to slide the tree
out of Mister Goode's wagon. We couldn't hear what they were saying,
but from the way Dorris and Jim-Bo were waving their arms, they were
all trying to decide whether to pull the big holly toward the front of
the wagon or toward the back.
The boys finally got the tree out of the wagon and a base nailed on it.
They carried the tall tree to the front of the church, but they
couldn't get it to stand straight. In spite of long, stiff wires
fastened to its limbs, the tree kept leaning toward the pulpit. Aunt
Vic said that would never do. She had Dorris and Jim-Bo turn the tree
around this way and that. Still, it wouldn't stand straight.
Finally, Mister Shepherd sent Wallace Goode home to get a hand saw so
he could trim off the bottom of the trunk. Then he showed Jim-Bo how to
brace the tree by nailing on three short boards.
Mister Shepherd and Jim-Bo and Dorris raised the big holly again. This
time it stood straight, but the top scraped against the ceiling, just a
little bit.
"Miss Vic, will this be all right?" Mister Shepherd asked.
"Oh, sure. A bent twig or two won't matter. Our star will cover the tip
top anyway. One of you tall boys—Dorris, you'll do—climb up the ladder
and fasten on the star. And wire it tight! It fell last year,
remember!"
I didn't remember, but the boys did. They laughed.
"Boys, y'all lend a hand," Aunt Vic said, "and let's get the
decorations on. Somebody tell those ladies in the back to put down
their dust cloths and come help fasten the candles. Let's see, we
ought'a drape the strings of popcorn around first. Here, Wallace, you
and Wiley tie the popcorn balls on the low limbs. Oh, goodness! These I
brought are sorta sticky!" Aunt Vic stopped talking only long enough to
lick off the candied syrup that had stuck to her finger.
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