Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
I picked up a popcorn ball, thinking maybe some of the sweet goo would
stick to my fingers. But the schoolteacher saw me, so I had to drop it
back into Aunt Vic's box real quick. I licked my fingers, but not much
sweet stuff was on them.
"Bandershanks," Aunt Vic said, "com'ere a minute." Aunt Vic sat down on
the organ stool and swung herself around toward me.
"Now, Bandershanks." Aunt Vic put her arm around me and drew me up
close. "Tonight you're gonna be the little walking Christmas tree and
say a recitation too!"
"Me?"
"Sure. All the older children will be in the part Mister Shepherd's
putting on. So we saved the walking tree bit just for you."
"What does a walking tree do?"
'Ill tell you that in a minute. Your mama is gonna get you here early
tonight, and you bring one of your papa's old, worn-out felt hats with
you. Before the program starts, we'll wrap your tree costume around
you. Then, when the time comes—I'll tell you when—you'll step out front
and recite your piece."
"My piece?"
"Right! A little recitation all your own! Now don't mention what you're
gonna say to anybody. It'll be a big surprise!"
She leaned closer and whispered a short rhyme to me. "Can you remember
that?"
"I don't know."
"Oh, sure you can. Whisper it back to me."
I said it for her.
"Good! Now, tonight after you say it, I want you to walk through the
church with your papa's hat, and everybody will put in money. That will
be for poor people. Then you come back to me, and I'll get some of the
little presents off the tree and pin them on you. Then you'll walk up
and down the aisle so that folks can take off their gifts. What do you
think of that? Can you do it?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am! I can do it!"
On our way home I thought I'd absolutely pop wide open with excitement.
But I never did. At supper I gulped down a whole big glass of
buttermilk with corn bread crumbled in it, and not a drop leaked out of
me! Even after we got our stockings hung up and our Sunday clothes on,
I was still in good shape.
I kept whispering my Aunt Vic piece over and over to myself. But as we
were going back toward the church, Mierd and Wiley talked so long about
how many nuts and apples and oranges we might get in our stockings that
I forgot every word Aunt Vic wanted me to recite!
"Don't cry, for goodness sakes!" Mama told me. "Aunt Vic will tell you
again what to say."
It was dusk before we got within sight of the grist mill and cotton
gin. Mierd and Wiley were quiet. Mama wasn't saying much either.
When we were about halfway between the gin and Papa's new store, three
men on horseback streaked past our wagon, their horses running neck and
neck!
"I wonder," Mama said, "who's in such an all-fired hurry to get to the
Christmas entertainment."
"That's just them Bailey boys," Wiley said.
"How do you know it's them dumb clucks?" Mierd asked.
"I'd know their bays day or night. They're the prettiest horses in
Drake Eye Springs, and them boys are the meanest."
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