Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
Finally, she got all the young'uns in place and Miss Dink settled, and
she sat down on the front slat of their bench. I thought she would lean
back and start smiling and talking to the folks around her, the same as
everybody else. She didn't. She just stayed perched there on the edge
of that one thin plank like a scared bird, afraid of having to fly away
any minute.
"Bandershanks, turn around!" Mama whispered, _"_and quit staring at
people. It's impolite."
Papa started talking and worrying about Grandpa Thad. "Nannie, I do
wish Pa had come. He would've enjoyed it."
"I tried to persuade him, Jodie. But 'course he felt like he had to
stay with your ma."
"I reckon so."
"Guess who did come in a few minutes ago?" Now Mama was talking louder,
and like she was happy.
"Who?"
"Lida Belle and Wes Bailey. They're sitting back yonder on the last
bench."
"I saw their rip-snorting boys ride past the store. Wes'd better watch
out. Them boys will run his bays to death."
"They passed us just a-galloping. You know, Jodie. I don't reckon Lida
Belle and Wes have been to a tree in this church in ten years—oh,
longer than that. Wonder what's come over them."
"Funny thing. Wes Bailey came into the store day before yesterday and
bought an expensive blue silk tie. Said it was for the tree."
"I helped Vic put on the toys for Ophelia's young'uns and looked at all
the presents, but I didn't notice whose name was on that blue tie."
"And, Nannie, Lida Belle bought twenty-one yards of piece goods! First
thing when she got in the store, she went 'round behind the counter and
began fingering every bolt of cloth on the shelves. Why, it took her a
good half hour to settle on what she wanted; and when she did, she got
seven yards of purple calico, seven of yellow, and seven of the red."
"Well, Jodie, I wonder if the reason Wes and Lida Belle haven't been
coming to church on Christmas Eve is 'cause all these years the
schoolteachers have never once given Ad-die Mae or the three Bailey
boys a part on the program. 'Course I doubt if any one of them could,
or would, learn a recitation, even if a teacher assigned it to them."
"I don't know. I always thought the reason they hadn't been coming was
because of the old feud."
"Lida Belle and Wes weren't mixed up in the feud, were they, Jodie?"
"No, they weren't old enough. But Old Lady Bailey lived with them so
long and harped on the feud so much, I reckon maybe they got to
thinking they could get tangled up in its aftermath. Sometimes, you
know, old folks can hand down hate and spite easier than they can pass
on a single idea worth a hoot! The old soul probably raved most about
the Christmas Eve her pa's cousin was murdered in Millers Chapel."
"In Millers Chapel? That's new to me, Jodie. I never heard of a killing
in that old church!"
"Folks quit talking it, it was so bad. I don't know what year it was,
but that final and worst killing was when I was still a boy. It was on
just such a fine Christmas Eve night as this."
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