Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
Papa didn't know what to think when he finally walked in and saw me
sitting there in my shaggy dress. Mama told me to stand up and turn
around so he could take a look at me.
"Good gracious, Bandershanks, you're all diked out here tonight!"
"I'm a Christmas tree, Papa!"
"I believe you are!"
Papa sat down on the front bench by us instead of going over to his
Sunday place in the corner, where he always sat with Captain Jones and
Uncle Dan and the other men.
I noticed Captain Jones wasn't in the men's corner either. He was
standing near the organ talking with the schoolteacher and my big
sister Bess. As they talked, Captain Jones kept waving his walking
stick toward the stage and the curtain. Every time he spoke, his chin
jiggled his beard up and down. His beard, I decided, was even longer
and whiter than Grandpa Thad's.
The three stood talking only a minute longer. Then Bess sat down on the
organ stool and started looking through her hymnbook. Captain Jones
leaned on the teacher as they went slowly up the platform steps. Mister
Shepherd had to help Captain Jones get seated in the high-backed chair
Brother Milligan used on Preaching Sundays.
"My, Nannie, what a crowd!" Papa had turned to look over the church.
"Seems like everybody in the settlement is here, yet I see folks are
still coming in."
"I'm afraid Doctor Elton won't make it. He said when he passed the
store that there's a regular outbreak of influenza down below the State
Line Road."
"I hope and pray it don't spread up here!" Mama pulled her cape closer
around her shoulders. "Wind must be rising. Every time that front door
opens, I feel it."
"Yeah," Papa told her, "the wind has come up. A pretty night, though.
Stars out. The moon full. Perfect for Christmas Eve."
I twisted round to see who was letting more of that Christmas wind
swoosh through the church door. It was stirring up the leaves of my
dress, and they had to stay down smooth and nice!
It was Miss Ophelia, bringing in her string of little red-headed
young'uns and Miss Dink. But Miss Ophelia didn't have her new little
baby with her. It was just as well that she hadn't brought him. She was
having to use one hand to lead her two little girls down the aisle and
the other to guide Miss Dink along and keep her from bumping against
the heater. Why'd Miss Dink come, anyway? She couldn't see our high,
sparkling tree, or the toys and presents, or the red paper bells and
streamers hanging in clusters from the ceiling. Miss Dink couldn't even
see my tree dress!
There were so many of Miss Ophelia's kids I could tell it was going to
take nearly two benches to hold them. Wallace Goode's mama and her
sister got up and moved across the aisle to another bench so the
Lawsons would have plenty of room. Miss Ophelia sort of bowed and told
them, "Much obliged, much obliged," over and over.
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