Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
"No, Wes! I don't care if you are the Justice of the Peace! He'll kill
you! You heard him say it, didn't you?" That couldn't be anybody except
Miss Lida Belle.
"I gotta go!"
Mister Goode hollered, "Wes, you'd better stay right here in this
church! They can handle him! I'll go phone the sheriff myself!"
Mister Shepherd grabbed up Captain Jones's walking stick and started
rapping the pew above my head with it. He almost hit me! "Let's be
calm," he called out. He kept rapping till everybody got quiet. "Take
your hymnals, please, and we'll sing another Christmas song. Then Miss
Vic and the young folks can proceed with passing out the gifts. Miss
Bess, please start playing the organ. I suggest we sing 'Angels We Have
Heard On High.' It's a fine, fine old French hymn! You'll find it on
page seventeen."
Bess started playing the organ. I didn't know whether to stand up to
sing or not. Nobody could hear me if I kept sitting on the floor.
"Mister Shepherd, can I get—"
"Oh, sugar, I'd forgotten you! You can crawl out now. Everything's all
right. They'll take Ward to be locked up. Let's sing loud!"
We sang loud, but everything seemed all wrong.
Right in the middle of our song—at the part saying "Come adore on
bended knee"—Doctor Elton came back inside, his cigar gone, his mouth
drooping down at the corners. He was coughing.
"We let the fool outsmart us!" he whispered to Mister Shepherd. "He'd
left his motor going. He made out like he wanted to raise the hood and
show it to us. 'Stead of that, he jerked loose, jumped on the seat, and
tore off down the road !"
"I hate to hear that!"
"Jodie and them are trying to head him off, but—" Doctor Elton started
coughing again. "They're trying to head him off before he gets to the
bridge, but they'll never make it. Saddle horses just aren't a match
for these automobiles! I'd 've tried to help, but me and my mares
have—" The doctor took another coughing spell. "We've simply had it for
today."
I pulled on the teacher's coat sleeve. "Mister Shepherd, is Mister Ward
gonna come back and steal me again?"
"Of course not! Come on, let's keep singing! Loud, Little Tree! Sing
loud!"
In dreams that night I grew to be a great tree, tall and shining, with
ten arms instead of two, each a strong branch bent down by gifts of
gold and precious things. I stood on the banks of Rocky Head Creek, not
far from the bridge.
One low-hanging limb, heavy with blue silk ties, had been propped up
with walking sticks, while at my roots lay Papa's good
Sunday-go-to-meeting hat. It, too, was big, as big as a barrel. In the
middle of it a fat, fat goose had made her nest. And there she sat,
hatching out popcorn balls and pennies by the hatful.
Mister Ward came whizzing across the bridge, his new automobile loaded
with guns and axes. He stopped to chop me down! But Ginger came
frisking along just then and barked so loud it scared him and his
automobile away.
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