Great Porter Square: A Mystery. v. 1Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Great Porter Square: A Mystery. v. 1
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Detective and mystery stories; Fiction
Mr. White Lush: The witness's two lodgers were evidently regular bricks.
(Great laughter.) Were your drawing rooms and your second floorer on
terms of intimacy?
Witness: Not as I was aware on, sir.
Mr. White Lush: What did you do then?
Witness: I went out to speak to a neighbour.
Mr. White Lush: To tell her of your misfortunes?
Witness: Yes, sir.
Mr. White Lush: At what time did you return to your house?
Witness: It were eleven o'clock, sir--striking as I opened the door. I
stood on the steps, and counted the strokes: One--Two--Three----
Mr. White Lush: That will do. We will imagine the clock has struck.
While you were out, did you observe anything unusual in the next house,
No. 119?
Witness: Nothink, sir.
Mr. White Lush: You saw no strangers prowling about?
Witness: I did not, sir. Somebody pushed agin me--
Mr. White Lush: Yes?
Witness: It were Mr. Simpson, dining room, three doors off, in his usual
condition. He always comes 'ome so.
Mr. White Lush: Did he speak to you?
Witness: He growled at me.
Mr. White Lush: What did you do then?
Witness: I went down to the kitchen, and fell into a doze.
Mr. White Lush: For how long did you doze?
Witness: I can't rightly say, sir. About arf-an-hour, perhaps.
Mr. White Lush: Was there a candle alight in the kitchen when you fell
asleep?
Witness: Yes, sir.
Mr. White Lush: Was it a whole candle?
Witness: No, sir, it were arf burnt down.
Mr. White Lush: What kind of candles do you burn in your kitchen?
Witness: Taller dips, sir--twelves.
Mr. White Lush: For about how long will one of these tallow dips burn?
Witness: Three hours and more.
Mr. White Lush: Was the candle you left burning on your kitchen table
when you fell into a doze alight when you awoke?
Witness: It were, sir, and it burnt blue.
Mr. White Lush: What do you mean by that?
Witness: I don't know, sir. It burnt blue. There was something
mysterious about it.
Magistrate: Perhaps the witness smelt sulphur also.
Mr. White Lush: Did you smell sulphur?
Witness: Not as I'm aware on, sir.
Mr. White Lush: When you awoke, was it a natural awaking, or were you
suddenly aroused?
Witness: I were suddenly woke, and I was all of a tremble.
Mr. White Lush: You were frightened by something?
Witness: I were, sir, and I were not.
Mr. White Lush: I do not understand you. Was there anybody or anything
in the room besides yourself?
Witness: I didn't see nothink--not even a mouse.
Mr. White Lush: Then what were you frightened at?
Witness: It were a fancy, perhaps--or a dream that I couldn't remember;
and all at once I 'eerd a scream.
Mr. White Lush: From what direction?
Witness: From the next house, No. 119.
Mr. White Lush: You heard a scream proceeding from 119, the house in
which the murder was committed?
Witness: As near as I can remember, sir.
Mr. White Lush: That is not what I want. You possess the usual number of
senses, I suppose?
Witness: I defy anybody to say anything to the contrairy.
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