Great Porter Square: A Mystery. v. 1Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Great Porter Square: A Mystery. v. 1
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Detective and mystery stories; Fiction
Fanny: Yes. We goes to the play on the sly. 'Tain't a month ago since
Bob the Swell comes and ses, "Fanny, wot do yer say to goin' and seein'
'Drink' at the Princesses? Give us a kiss, and I'll treat yer!" My! I
was ready to jump out of my skin! He 'ad two other gals with 'im. He
ses, ses Bob, "This is a lady's party. It's a wim of mine"--I don't know
wot he means by that, but he ses--"it's a wim of mine. I wos allus a
lady's man, wosn't I, Fan?" (And he is, a regular one!) "I've got three
young women to my own cheek, all a-growin' and a-blowin'! Let's trot."
Wot a night we 'ad! He takes us to a 'Talian ice-shop in Williers
Street, and we 'as penny ices, and then we goes to the Princesses--to
the best part of the theaytre, 'igh up, where you can look down on
all the other people. 'Ave you seen 'Drink?' Prime--ain't it? But I
shouldn't like to be one o' them gals as throws pails of water over each
other. And when Coop-o falls from the scaffoldin'--ain't it nacheral! I
almost cried my eyes out when he was 'aving dinner with 'is little gal.
Then he gits the trembles, and goes on awful. I never seed one so bad as
that! When the play's over Bob takes us to a pub'----
Our Reporter (shocked): Fanny!
Fanny: Wot's the matter?
Our Reporter: You don't drink, I hope?
Fanny: Yes, I does--but not what Bob the Swell drinks. I likes water
with raspberry jam in it, stirred up. I 'ad some white satin once, but
it made me sick. That night Bob drinks beer, and the other gals too. I
was genteel; I 'ad lemonade. I got a wollopin' when I got 'ome. Mother
was waitin' for me outside the Good Sir Mary Tun; I tried to dodge 'er,
but it was no go; she caught me and give it me. "That'll teach yer," she
said, "to leave your pore mother with a throat as dry as a salt 'erring,
while you go gallivantin' about with a parcel of boys!" I didn't mind;
it was worth the wollopin'.
Our Reporter: Now, let us talk about Blanche.
Fanny: Yes. 'Ow late she is to-night!
Our Reporter: Have you known her long, Fanny?
Fanny: Ever since she's bin 'ere.
Our Reporter: About three months?
Fanny: I can't count. It was a 'ot night--late, and I was cryin'; I
couldn't help it--I wos 'ungry, and mother 'ad been givin' it to me.
Blanche comes up, and arks a lot of questions--just the same as you've
been doin'; then she brings me 'ome 'ere, and I've slept with 'er ever
since.
Our Reporter: Does she work?
Fanny: I never seed 'er. She don't do nothink.
Our Reporter: And no one comes to see her?
Fanny: Not as I knows on. Look 'ere! You don't want to 'urt 'er, do you?
Our Reporter: No, Fanny. I would like to be a good friend to her, but I
am afraid she has put it out of my power. You would be sorry if she went
away from you?
Fanny (slowly, after a pause): I don't know what I should do if she did.
Are yer makin' game of me? Who are yer?
Our Reporter: A friend of yours, Fanny, if you like. Do you see this
paper? It was left for you.
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